Compacting

Inserting one's penis into an anus whilst the individual is in the process of defecating, thus forcing the feces back into and compressing it within the colon

After an evening of compacting with my spouse, I am in need of an enema so we can do round 2 tonight.

by Dsenight October 4, 2019

Portnoy's Complaint

A disorder in which strongly-felt ethical and altruistic impulses are perpetually warring with extreme sexual longings, often of a perverse nature...

Portnoy's Complaint. Best. Book. Ever.

by Ben Finkel October 7, 2005

Competitious

Synonym for competitive

Sammy Sosa is quite a competitious baseball player

by Hugh Jass August 1, 2003

South Jersey Head Competition

Finding a smut from South Jersey to give you some dome while chillin' on the couch. Chillin' on the other end of the couch is another South Jersey smut giving your wingman some dome. Both Jersey smuts are vigorously competing to see who can eat the penis pudding first.

Lauren lost a South Jersey head competition to her sister Erin.

by Delmarva Inbreeds July 26, 2009

Compatico

Compatible. Similar to "Simpatico," used in the same way.

The date went well. She and I were compatico.
That's great Tom. Mozeltov.

by Bilham January 24, 2011

comparition

A comparison between two different ( objects, people, or places) that has a completely obvious winner making said comparison unnecessary to begin with.

You're 25 years old I'm 60 what's with the comparition here.

by eTee004 December 24, 2013

comparing cookies

the act of showing each other ones genitals.

Last night my girlfriend and I were comparing cookies, she showed me her cooter so I presented my one eyed walleye. She said mine was small, and I swear hers was a monster.

by Jboner September 12, 2013