A phrase originally uttered by British journalist, activist, academic and all-around legend Ash Sarkar in response to the odious Piers Morgan shouting accusations at and over her during an interview on Good Morning Britain, and wielded against him to great effect thereafter. It is known to exert a kryptonite-like effect on right-wing media hacks along with people who believe the USSR famine (so-called "Holodomor") was a genocide, keep revising the so-called "death toll" of communism further and further upwards, and/or peddle the utterly ridiculous belief that communism and fascism are one and the same, among others. Use wisely, for it is particularly destructive to incels who flood this website with duplicate definitions to make themselves feel better whilst sleeping alone at night.
"I'm not pro-Obama; I've been a critic of Obama, and a critic of the Democratic Party, because I'm literally a communist!"
by Punch Nazis, Gulag Tories January 24, 2019
Get the I'm literally a communist mug.A half-assed revolutionary who manifests his/herself through protest and demanding a reduction in consumer prices. Crowds tend to consist of ultra PC psuedo-totalitarian sexually promiscuous fanatics who pussy out at the thought of cutting back on their consumer wants.
The proposed solutions (instead of playing by the rules of supply and demand forces, organized boycott, substitute good awareness) are government bailouts - in other words, subsidies for all well-to-do corporations so that they can willingly slash their prices for their upscale brand-name products.
This trend is prototypical of the post-2009 recession Obamamania and the ongoing contagiousness of the cliche term, "CHANGE".
The proposed solutions (instead of playing by the rules of supply and demand forces, organized boycott, substitute good awareness) are government bailouts - in other words, subsidies for all well-to-do corporations so that they can willingly slash their prices for their upscale brand-name products.
This trend is prototypical of the post-2009 recession Obamamania and the ongoing contagiousness of the cliche term, "CHANGE".
Those consumer-communist douchebags are out protesting in-front of the White House. Some of them are lesbian sumo wrestlers demanding "cheaper prices on Haagen-Dazs ice-cream or else!".
by WeIsAllVictims November 9, 2009
Get the Consumer-Communist mug.That delightful period after a communist country falls during which everything becomes surprisingly stealable. A system of government that has a heavy focus on criminality and survival-of-the-fittest. What happens when commies turn on each other.
by Ahod February 22, 2009
Get the post-communist kleptocracy mug.A person who believes in a stateless, moneyless, and classless society. Communism is the final stage of societal development according to Marx after socialism. Though both are leftists and collectivists, socialists and communists are rather different. Socialists advocate for the means of production to be owned by the workers.
Contrary to popular belief: China and the DPRK are not communists. Their state ownership of the means of production has given communists a bad name.
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Get the communist mug.Then: Scary, godless cult working with Soviet Russia to take away our freedom
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by sslrhskldsgdsgleglkse September 10, 2013
Get the communists mug.Phrase coined by Dylan Ratiger, MSNBC, basically meaning the current government/corporate system in place that is funneling money=power=control from the masses to a few select individuals, at the cost of competition and choice. Examples are the 24 trillion backing of the financial institutions and health care corporations that are exempt from the Sherman Antitrust Act.
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