Commode

a chubby girl

'I'm coming over with this commode I just met'

by dj jake da snake October 16, 2008

comodore

u FKN FOOL u cant even spell commodore

sik car bye the bye

by MAGSSSS September 5, 2003

commode

short for 'commotion', as in "what's the commotion?". Used by hipster snobs to unnecessarily confuse ordinary discourse, often with intent to elicit an air of superiority.

Hey Chun Li, what's the commode?

"what? i don't know what you mean."

what's the commotion?

"Oh, Glen Fry is here, that's his entourage."

by MattB55 April 2, 2008

Commodo Dragon

A large and smelly poo

Roommate #1: Dude, what was up with your GF this morning?
Roommate #2: She went to the bathroom and found that Commodo Dragon that you forgot to flush!

by weasel8 August 11, 2011

Commodometry

The scale of which a car can do a burnout, a scale of 1-10 consisting of the gear, amount of smoke and if it is single or double pegger

By riley and dom

Yo look at that vk calais it was rated 10 on the commodometry scale

by Phatvpcommo December 2, 2020

Cosmodore

Cosmodore is anybody who grooms kids, does it again and again, while apologizing for everything endlessly.

Person 1: Yo, Cosmo is such a cosmodore
Person 2:Yeah bro, hes pathetic

by Twojstaryzrekutasy420 August 15, 2023

commodate

a crude way of saying accommodate normally used in an office by the less knowledgeable person.

i'm gonna commodate yo' request fo' a pay day loan

by Lynnguini September 19, 2008