A sex move in which you shit on your partners face while punching them in their genitals and then send them a bill for it.
by dosesandmimosas January 3, 2016
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Jeez, I have a HUGE Tae-kwon-do tournament in like 15-minutes. This next match determines whether or not I get my brown stripe and man-o-man-o-MAN I have a mean case of compacticulars.
Come here! Touch this! Isn't that tight? It's like a new squash ball fresh out of the sleeve. Shit I'm nervous, thems a bad case of the compacticulars.
Come here! Touch this! Isn't that tight? It's like a new squash ball fresh out of the sleeve. Shit I'm nervous, thems a bad case of the compacticulars.
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A downgrade that is called an “upgrade” to create excitement, however it usually leads to disappointment.
I went to upgrade my phone but got a comcast upgrade instead, it is older than my old one and does nothing!
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Get the coolastic mug.Customer service tactic of pretending to assist with the customer's request while dragging out the process in the hopes that they will give up and cancel their request.
I wanted to cancel my Columbia Records subscription but they Comcasted me so hard I finally just hung up with my membership intact.
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Get the Cumtastic mug.When someone or something is both fantastic and delicious or fantastic and orgasmic. Cumtastic! Can quite literally be used during any conversation, but I find I use it the most when trying to emphasize how good food is or how delicious someone looks or makes me feel.
1; Did you see how good Morgan looked today? Mmm very cumtastic!
2; I had THE best chicken and waffles the other day, they were absolutely cumtastic.
3; I love how I can just be myself with her and tell her anything. Being able to be open with someone like that is cumtastic.
2; I had THE best chicken and waffles the other day, they were absolutely cumtastic.
3; I love how I can just be myself with her and tell her anything. Being able to be open with someone like that is cumtastic.
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