global colding

The actual effect of global warming. I am really cold and my heating bill is out of control.

because of global warming, the global colding is causing me to freeze my ass off

by albertgore January 3, 2010

collingas

Oral Sex, blowjob

I bet she's really good at collingas.

by PizzleOnMyNizzle November 2, 2003

Collaring

the act of preparing for or outlining a written assignment

I didn't stay out late last night because I was collaring a paper due today.

by MargeNikkiMike December 16, 2005

Collingwood Football Club

the worst team in the AFL. they need to suck some cock.

they are total shit

Collingwood Football Club is a fuck wit

by go freo August 16, 2020

clouding of consciousness

(A disorder: the cure is within yourself) When one finds it hard to think or find the right words to say in any situation. The feeling of a cloud in your mind fogging up your intelligence and knowledge. Depersonalization. If you feel out of touch with the world just, "Be water, my friend"-Bruce Lee (being able to become and adapt to anything your put in like how water becomes a bottle if its pour it in it, or how water becomes a cup if you poured it in that).

If somebody is talking about a subject you love and you want to join in the conversation but just don't have the words to make it interesting or as if you know anything on the subject, that's the clouding of consciousness. Might not make sense to people, but that's probably because you live in the normal social world while I'm desperately trying to get there, but these two demons named Awkward and Anxiety keep trying to prevent me from getting to my destination.

by Unique but an Awkward Reality February 2, 2014

colliding high

Different kinds of weed have different effects. I smoked two kinds so I'm feeling two different kinds of high.

Fuck dude I forgot I had two different kinds of weed loaded into my different pieces and now I have colliding highs

by DerpQueen January 7, 2018

Colludling

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The act of conspiracy in an effort to lovingly surprise a partner or friend which is often met with unwarranted suspicion.

Tracy went mad the other night accused me of cheating with her best mate, she wouldn't believe that we were just colludling for her surprise birthday party.

by batsnbops October 13, 2020