Colin

A wild beast that roams the Sahara Desert. It eats scorpions, snakes and beetles. If it's lucky, it eats camels. They scientific name for the Colin is the "Colinius Retardus"

Person 1: You I just saw a Colin and it starting biting my leg.
Person 2: I know it's so retarded and stupid.

Colin by thermal_blade November 29, 2018

Colin

Colin can sometimes be charming but most of the time he is very annoying. While you are working, he will search up hot guys. He will change all of your sources into video game references. This is a warning, NEVER work with a Colin.

Guy 1: We need to work on this project!
*Colin is staring at hot guys*
Colin: ohhhh, ahhhhhhh.
Guy 1: oh Jesus.

Colin by Lexy_Boy December 2, 2018

Colin

Colin is gay

Damn colin gay tho

Colin by SexGod82 November 2, 2020

Colin

A guy who has platinum card for bluevision.

Jonas: Should we go to bluevision?
Ake: All booths are occupied by colin, because it's vip night.
Jonas: Darn it
Colin: - Faps away-

Colin by Hehedetedet November 1, 2018

Colin

Was the first man to have cholesterol and diabetes due to being fat. Also can eat for 10 people and has approximately 20 meals a day. Some might compare him to a whale but that’s too generous. More like the mass of the sun. By default he has a wagon tho so I’d smash. 6/10

Me: yo you heard about the sinkhole in El Monte?

Some nerd: yeah dude
Me: I heard it was because one of Colin’s ass cheeks caved into the earth

Colin by Itsjustbanter69 May 3, 2019

Colin

Someone who has never once lost in 8ball.

Colin is good at 8ball

Colin by Colin8ball May 16, 2020

colin

ripped nerd

colin is ripped nerd

colin by colinsgirlfriend March 17, 2022