Colonel Stinkfinger

A nickname given to an individual after they perform sexual acts on a female partner.

Fred got Sarah drunk last night, and took her to bed. Now, Colonel Stinkfinger has a stinky finger.

by ferg-o-mite February 22, 2010

Colonel Cram

The act in which a male or female makes a fist and shoves it
up there partners ass. Called a colonel cram because you are cramming a fist up someones ass, and often the partner is inclined to scream "COLONEL" when the act is being performed on them

Sam gave me a colonel cram last night, and man I screamed "COLONEL" so loud it was amazing

by Preston dude December 7, 2006

Colonel Angus

1) Say it really fast
2) now if you know how to say it... it is cunnilingus
3) definition Oral stimulation to the clitoris or any other vaginal area.

"Colonel Angus you make good me feel so good." skit from Saturday Night Live

Charmie says you know what that means right Sam? I'm like uhmmm...Colonels Fried Chicken?
Charmie says you know what fellatio is right Sam? I'm like uhmm...Filet-o-fish?
Charmie laffs. I say to her..I do know what a fluffer is..I just learned it last week from Urbandictionary.com and I wouldn't mind doing that.

by Sammy Vellani March 30, 2003

Colonel's Christmas

The unwise decision of eating KFC on Christmas Eve, resulting in a explosive aftermath on Christmas Day.

Oh man, I really shouldn't of ate that KFC before Christmas, I really hope Grandma gets me a pair of new pants for Crimbo... as I sense The Colonel has a really BIG present for me.

Have a nice Colonel's Christmas!

by Flealan December 26, 2009

Colonel Mustard

This is definitely not a good shit, this is one of those shits where you start to cramp, sweat, and have to grab both ankles to push that hoe out.

Man my toilets about fed up with this colonel Mustard I dropped

by OneTimeBusted January 5, 2023

Big Colonel

A reference to the sign at the KFC fast food restaurant.

Oi mate meet me at the Big Colonel to Square Up.

by BeanPlays January 31, 2017

Urinal Colonel

A man who starts urinating in the middle urinals instead of spacing out in a men’s bathroom.

There were 3 urinals in the bathroom and this damn Urinal Colonel was using middle one.

by THE GILDED LADY June 16, 2018