Colin Jones

colinj_23_ is my insta and sc is lolcorporations ps4 is king_kgno hmu

colin jones is awesome

by lilcj69 September 4, 2018

Coffin Jockey

A slang term for a dead body, first coined by Plankton from the cartoon series Spongebob Squarepants, in the episode Pest of the West

It's hard working in a morgue, amongst a bunch of coffin jockeys, but at least the pay is good

by Metallicajunkie October 24, 2018

Y-Shaped Coffin

An indirect term for a sexually promiscuous girl. To be buried in a Y-Shaped Coffin would imply that the girl never had her legs closed, and a coffin had to be built to suit these parameters. It's fucking hilarious is what it is.

Edmund: This is THE Jane Herrington???
Percy: Yes.
Edmund: Jane - bury-me-in-a-Y-Shaped Coffin - Herrington?

by gouldbags May 6, 2006

colin mochrie

arguably one of the best improv performers. Hes able to create something totally dull and transform it into something hilarious. Hes brought countless laughs to thousands of people for over 20 years Famous for his work on the British and American Versions of Whose Line is it Anyway?

"i wanna be an improvisor like colin mochrie"

by rsafg September 27, 2005

Sam Collins

Sam Collins is a small youtuber, who is trans. He does a ton of videos focusing on activism within the trans community and reacts to conservative bs. He is an alcoholic and gets drunk every other video, but always references urban dictionary when looking up definitions. He is also funny and has cool hair.

Sam Collins is my daddy

by racoonkink December 7, 2020

Colin lips

After a frivolous night on the princess juice ( red wine ) , a build up of arid grape paste will present itself apon the drinkers lips . This is akin to a mild bruising , slight inflammation or extreme chapping of the lips. The special powers unlocked by this lip ailment include : increased sexual appetite , essential necessity for sexual degradation , almost complete numbing of the pain receptors and a complete loss of all social graces.

booze hound : "oi bar keep give me a red of glass wine " ?
bar keep : " no chance sir, u have Colin lips, an could u please refrain from spitting in my face while talking "

by dinnnnnner December 22, 2014

XBox Coffin

The specially designed cardboard box sent by Microsoft when your Xbox 360 breaks, usually from the Red Ring of Death.

Note: You have to request this or they will only send you a sticker.

Shit, I got the red ring... Now I have to call Microsoft and get them to send me a damn Xbox Coffin.

by roachymart October 21, 2009