COD

1. a game that used to be amazing but too many 12 year olds that slept with my mom, supply drops, and futuristic combat ruined it
2. a fish with legs and squirts from its gills
little jimmy: I slep wit yo mum
pewdiepie: shut the fuck up
little jimmy: u sht up I have the nue weapons
pewdiepie: you used real money you pussy
little jimmy : at leest I have it u nopb
little jimmy: I mean nob
pewdiepie: I remember when cod was a fish and boots were on the ground and the weapons were available to dlc or season pass members. damn, they fucked up the game
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CoD

CoD stands for Cootie On Demand....which refers to having someone you can call on or text for adult activities, with an extremely high percentage that a successful meeting will occur.

Also DoD for the ladies.
"By lacking an active sex life right now, I wish I had some CoD right about now."
by Infynynt1 March 25, 2009
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cod

Ouch! I just smacked my right cod.
by poo eater May 04, 2003
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Codding

The term used when playing COD (Call of Duty) It can be any Call of Duty game, either Modern Warfare or Black Ops
"Hey can you call me back later, I'm busy codding!
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COD

Tom: Dude let's play COD.
Bob: OK.
by not a fish September 06, 2012
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COD

Cocks.Overpussy.Day
when a male or shemale is describing the game he/shemale is playing or will be playing. it means to fuck very hard day. COD is a very important day of the year if your catholic you will celibrate it often specially priests play SPOAH kinda like noah but its small penises over anal holes, yes it means fuck little boys.
yo bro im going over lisas to play some COD, do you wana come and play with me?
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Common Ordinary Dick. Similar to a "tool". A guy that looks and acts like all the rest. Gap Boy with gel.
Ahh, forget that guy. He's useless..just another cod.
"Damn, it will be so nice when summer is over."
"Yeah, all these Cods will go back to where they came from."
by charlies August 22, 2003
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