Cockolate

A penis after it is done giving anal to a dirty asshole.

"I ate the cockolate as soon as he finished with me"

by Thin White Duke April 6, 2020

Cockalangelo

The specific name of Michaelangelo in pornography from any TMNT iteration when he:
1. Has a raging erection
2. Is smiling directly towards the camera in a 4th wall breaking way
3. Is possibly shitting

As a bonus he can also be pissing, but not necessary

"Ayo man they took down my favourite tag the other day"
"What tag was it?"
"Cockalangelo ay"
"You're no son of mine"

by Stomps Apollyon January 31, 2021

Cocklint

A small piece of pubis or fine fabric thread retrieved from a gentleman's urethra

Sam found some a piece of cocklint in his japseye when peeing this morning.

by SamTaylor31 April 30, 2021

Clockulate

The act or procedure of setting multiple wind-up clocks in sync to the exact same time

Hold on for a moment please, can you not see that I'm busy right now trying to clockulate all of these damn wind-up clocks!

by Lance Ray June 3, 2021

cockslangdong

The middle between cock and dong is slang. If you slang it you bang it. ¿Por que? Because you can.

Damn that boy is a hell of a cockslangdong. Cauch-sla-ngu-dong

by Cockslangdong creator June 18, 2022

Cocklan

A slur used to undermine the surname "Coughlan"

Oh look, It's a bloody Cocklan

by cockshredder69 August 6, 2022

Cockilonta

“Cockilonta” is referring to a male’s Corpus spongiosum in a unique way!

Mikey! Your cockilonta is out!

by Mikey’s man April 23, 2023