Cockroach Blocked

When you find a cockroach in your apartment right before going to bed and your girlfriend is too freaked out to have sex.

"I swear to god, those damn cockroaches only show up on nights when I'm going to get some. Cockroach blocked again."

by Aemar July 28, 2015

cockmaster

Noun. This word is a simple combination of the word cock, in the euphimistic sense refering to the penis of a human male, and the word master.

It is an insult used to question the sexuality of the targeted person, who is usually male, or to express general disdain for them.

You cockmaster, I can't believe you told my girlfriend I went to a strip club last night!

by pete August 10, 2004

cockroaching

A double handed female masturbation technique preformed on your back with both legs in the air, sometimes while sleeping.

Did you see Mal cockroaching last night?

Yeh i think she finished in like 4 minutes.

by MSU Underwater Hockey January 2, 2009

shit face cockmaster

the act of being a shit face and loving cock at the same time(a homo asshole) that wont shut the fuck up

fuckin billy was being a shit face cockmaster so i slapped the shit out of him then teabag the fuck out of his face

by ed is awesome June 18, 2008

cockroach

a small unattractive person with an attitude to match.

The neighbor is a real cockroach. Not only is she a little twit, but she has a personality to match.

by Martin Lizerbram May 13, 2005

Cockmaster Flash

Pioneered in early 2005, cockmaster flash is a derogatory term used in place of a proper name for an individual expressing all the traits of a cockmaster.
It is doubly insulting of the indivudal dislikes hip-hop.

"Damnit, Cockmaster Flash won't leave Desirae alone."

by Saucy March 13, 2005

cockroach

Hawaiian pidgin English. Means "steal".

Eh? Who went cockroach my pen?

by Dave Spielman August 31, 2006