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Cockmouthpoopslide

When someone vomits shite out there mouth because of upsidedown colon
i cockmouthpoopslided all over my car as i was driving
by dean reeves July 7, 2008
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Cockmutt

A slut who doesn't care what ethnicity of the cock thats banging her , just as long as there is one or more .
That slut doesn't care who bangs her , what a cockmutt !
by Normie Delz August 18, 2008
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Cockmouth

One experiences cockmouth when they are near or around a guy (or guys) and want to impress them with either their bullshit lies or actual awesome stories. Either way, when you are being a cockmouth, you just sound like a bragging bitch. A tell tale sign that you are suffering from cockmouth is when the people around you cannot stop rolling their eyes.
Julia: Yeah, Brad, I totally bungee jumped off of that bridge in Sydney, right after I explored the reef and fended off a giant sting ray who was trying to mate with my bestie. Did I tell you, I'm a trained animal psychiatrist, oh, and that stingray thing totes made me a local celebrity.

Sarah: (rolls eyes) Wow, Julia just won't shut her big fucking cockmouth.
by lifewithlemons November 15, 2011
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cockortwo

Is when a girl keeps jumping between boys
She's got a cockortwo
by Therron calypsos January 9, 2017
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Cock-out Gorgeous

When some girl is so hot if you want to masturbate to her
Wow, I didn't realize Rons girlfriend was cock-out Gorgeous.
by Coop d'Ville August 30, 2017
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Cockputt

When your tossing someone off and you throw them using nothing but there dick
Ahhh I played cockputt with Tim last night
by Jonnydude12341 May 13, 2018
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Cockputt

Cockputt is when you play golf with a very large penis. when cockputting, the dick becomes red and swollen, however it is very rewarding both sexually and emotionally. Also, Foxx ommok. :-)
Yesterday i went cockputting, and i came after the first swing. i ruined a flower with my cum.
by XXgod420XX June 5, 2018
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