Sot Cockerel

A masterful little creature, known for his weed-filled exploits across the mytic planes of East London.

Sotter #1: 'will we ever be as great as the legend that is sot cockerel?'

Sotter #2: 'nope... that dastardly cockerel is too cunning for the likes of us mere mortals'

by Sot_padawan November 6, 2018

Quarter-Cocked

(kwar-ter koked) Adj. An extension of Half-Cocked, which is acting on assumptions or partial information. A person who is Quarter-Cocked, is so idiotic that they act on STUPID assumptions based on information that doesn't even exist. Kind of like that friend that everyone knows that spouts off stupid remarks about people they don't even know.

Guy one: Dude, you hear that Paris Hilton got locked up?

Guy two: Hell Yeah! Doesn't she have a new sex tape out, "A Night In The Warden's Office"!

Idiot: What are you talking about?!? Paris Hilton is a nice, good-natured woman who is a perfect role model for preteen girls and women everywhere!

Guy one: Kick his quarter-cocked ass.

Guy two: Ok.

by Chattom, E August 30, 2007

cocker spaniel

Medium sized dog, with tawny to black hair.

Cocker Spaniels are pretty dogs.

by Saints October 6, 2003

Cocklean

verb: to skew, to angle, to slant.

"You cockleaned the lampshade when you bumped it! Fix it!" or "Caitlin! That doesn't look right, you gotta cocklean that table!"

by KDeck March 19, 2010

Cockleplop

Cockleplop is an affectionate term of endearment for ones best buddy.

Also another term for an idiot.

Alright, me cockleplop...

Oh Trevor! you spilt the milk, you cockleplop...

by Grannytrevor February 26, 2011

Warms my cockles

That feeling you get when a loved one suggests something exciting or provocative

"he warms my cockles when he suggests we take a trip to jizzneyland"

by Littleangrypirate May 17, 2017

cacklelous

adj. - of or relating to or affected with cackling vigorously with malicious and condescending fervor.

Mari is a cacklelous whore. She's always laughing at her fellow idiots.

by 3f January 6, 2004