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Clyde

Clyde is a black man who got his girl stolen by Vlad who took her on a walk in the park. His girl (Marian) who he dated in year 7 was stolen by 3 people. Vlad, Ben and Jermone.
Everyone "You you know how clyde likes marian"
Elias "Yea hes a massive neek styl"
by SkylinePenis November 13, 2020
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Clyde

The most awesome and amazing guy you'll ever meet he is instantly friends with anyone who looks at him. Amazing in bed
Person 1: Wow look over there!

Person 2: He's such a Clyde!
by Hottie 876 November 7, 2020
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Pull a clyde

When you're drinking liquor (typically Yukon jack) straight from the bottle and someone chugs the last of it, they are pulling a clyde.
You should pull a clyde because my sister, at the E40 concert, pulled a clyde and she had an AWESOME time afterwards!
by Stilltrill February 19, 2021
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Clyde

Someone who likes to curse a lot and tell inappropriate jokes (usually sex jokes) when given the chance during conversations.
Guy1: "How old is your mom again?"
Guy2: "I think she's 69 years old."
Guy1: "Ooooh! Still fuckable and whose age is the same number as my favorite sex position."
Guy2: "God! You're disgusting, you're such a "Clyde"."
by X3 *Pounces on you* UwU February 24, 2021
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Clyde torres

Wordplay on the word clitoris. Back before cellphones were so ubiquitous. It was fun to go to airports and have this "person" paged…
Airport paging system announcement: clyde torres, please meet your party at the entrance to the conley ingus food court. Concourse. Co
by 4realazitgits March 3, 2021
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Clyde

sexiest guy in town hes actually so fucking sexy everyone looks up to him he gets babes everyday and free pussy
2: did you see clyde?

1: yea hes a real rizzer, hes got so many babes
by kaydooo April 18, 2023
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clyde

genuinly so goddamn cool, hes cool, has alot of bitches and alot of rizz. you cant say hes not cool youve got some competition
clyde is so cool and amazing, i cant believe im friends with him.
by notsomeonewhosnamedclyde April 29, 2023
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