pole climber

A slang term for a homosexual male.

That dude is a definite pole climber. (Meat-pole that is.)

by BigMattock January 3, 2007

rock climber

A very particular breed of human being who lives for the spirit adventure and for the adrenaline along with it. Fingers of steel, forearms like Popeye, they seek the raw experiences of an earlier time. Some call them crazy, others admire them.

Rock climbers are a cross between hippies and athletic risk takers.

by Jackknife Merle September 5, 2014

Climate Piss

When you suddenly have to take a piss because of a large fluctuation in temperature. Like form an eighty degree day to the nice, cool, sixty five of your house.

When you get up in the morning, you take a piss. Seconds later, you're in the (hot, steamy) shower, and you have to take another piss. But, instead of getting out, you just end up pissing all over the tiles of the shower. Here is a clearly defined Climate Piss.

by Ben E. May 15, 2008

climb his tree

When he is so tall you wanna climb him like you would climb a tree

When u wanna ride his penis hard

Damn look at kaden i wanna climb his tree😉😉😏

by Elliejo February 13, 2017

Social Climbing Fakers

Any person of humble social origins who aspires to be a member of a higher and / or more affluent social circle. In order to qualify as a 'social climber' this person must first and foremost be an utter liar and one who will stop at nothing to shamelessly promote themselves above their social standing and ABILITY. For example, they went to a Polytechnic which suddenly translates into Eton followed by Durham University. They bullshit to the Boss about how hard working they are at the expense of their truly industrious, focused subordinates. In other words they are capricious and will stop at nothing to fuck you over and get promoted. They think they've 'made it' to the higher echelons when they've acquired a low spec BMW or Audi Q5 (insert name and model of other expensive motor vehicle) even though they had to take out a high interest dodgy loan to 'buy' this 'bauble'. They gossip and slag everyone off; they call people 'tramps' and such like when they look like shit themselves. The social climber will typically try to associate with completely higher ranking people, thus living beyond their means and totally ignore those of a lesser rank than themselves (particularly at social functions). It's all smoke and mirrors, networking and consolidation loans. They are so self indulgent that they fail to realise that their act is paper thin and their betters laugh at how ridiculous they are.

Person A: I've secured myself an invite to the Colonel's Dining Out.
Person B: Really, I didn't know about that.
Person A: (Smug) Of course you didn't, you're on duty call out anyway and your wife has to baby sit for us.
Person B: What, again? Fuck off you social climbing fakers.

Man: But I can't even play golf, what the deuce? I don't even own golf clubs!!!
Ambitious Wife: Buy some on the credit card. The big boss plays golf and you need to network!!!
Man: Yes your Highness.

by TheManWhoDestroyedTheClique October 18, 2012

Squirrel climb

The act of popping both balls in your mouth like a squirrel and continuing to jack the shaft faster than a rock wall climber.

Brooo, she squirrel climbed me last night... I might marry this bitch.

by ThePriest69420 September 11, 2020

curtain climber

kids

How many curtain climbers you got in the house?

by Mike Chuich April 23, 2003