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Clickerjack

A meaningless insult that can be used to go off your head at someone while leaving them confused.

Guy 1: Fuck off you fucking clickerjack!
Guy 2: What the fucks a clickerjack?
Guy 1: YOU FUCKING CLICKERJACK!!!
Guy 2: What the fuck is a clickerjack...
by FlipStar April 20, 2015
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Click on that Clock

Engaging in sexual activities with a Clown, with clock referring to a Clown's cock and "clicking" corresponding to whatever sexual act you have in mind. ;)
Zach: "Hey Nathan, have you seen Julia around anywhere today?"
Nathan: "I am pretty sure that she went to the State Fair to click on that clock!"

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The adults of Derry, Maine ventured into the sewers to click on that clock.
by ThiccBih September 8, 2017
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The clicker

Fred: Christina give me the clicker.

Christina: find a good movie to watch.
by Therealbusman June 10, 2018
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Chicky nuggies

The god of all food ever no more explanations
by Shitass, True God April 10, 2021
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Double-click Misfire

This phenomena occurs frequently with Windows users, where when double-clicking on a file in which to open, the click is not fast enough, causing the file to be highlighted rather than opened. This usually causes the user to have to resort to using the “Enter” key instead.

This occurrence can cause low self-esteem particularly in older people as it draws into question the performance of their motor skills, leading to thoughts that maybe they are showing signs of early stages of Alzheimer’s or other neurological disorders (which is usually not the case).
“I saw a neurologist today on account of my increasing number of ‘double-click misfires’. He assured me that nothing was wrong with my motor skills and suggested I simply adjust my mouse settings.”
by Johntoo August 22, 2009
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click bait

An eyecatching link on a website which encourages people to read on. It is often paid for by the advertiser ("Paid" click bait) or generates income based on the number of clicks.
This is not news, really. It’s click bait, the stuff pageviews are made of.

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This is the worst article I've ever read, clearly from a massive Microsoft hater or paid by Apple/Google. It's just paid FUD clickbait, wouldn't expect any better of news.com.au. Source: Whirlpool Forum 21 Oct 2012.
by John Prior October 30, 2012
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