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Clarinetticorn

Popular and correct spelling is with two T's. A unicorn with a clarinet as a horn. One can be a clarinetticorn by placing the bell of one's clarinet on their forehead and holding it there so that the rest of the clarinet sticks up like the horn of a unicorn. (usually done while running and/or making akward, loud noises).
Person 1: (running with their clarinet on their head) "AAAHH!!!"

Person 2: "dude, what's that guy doing"

Person 3: "oh he's just being a clarinetticorn"
by Clarinetticorn June 27, 2016
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clarenisha

A beautiful, strong, optimistic and intelligent woman. Very family oriented. She has a natural tendency to nurture those in need. Her motherly characteristics makes everyone want to be around her and she is usually the type of woman that anyone can open up to on a deep level. Everything about her makes her stand out. She would make the best friend anyone can ever have and the best wife.
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Clarence Carter

When your boyfriend fucks you really hard and fast.
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Golden Clarinet

A golden clarinet can also be described as a soprano saxophone. This is the safest of woodwind instruments seconded by the bass flute.
stroup played the golden clarinet better than any apple core in the state.
by oH nOO sHe BRoKe March 2, 2017
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Cleaning the clarinet

The action of rubbing and tugging on one's penis that will eventually cause ejaculation.
I was cleaning the clarinet last night and it got all over the sheets.
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