i gotta make crappers

when you have to poop, defecate, relieve yourself, etc. Coined my Mark Fritzen after 5 hours of traffic.

1. Hey are you feeling ok?

2. No, i gotta make crappers so bad man.

1. Holy shit dude!

2. Exactly bro.

by Octavarium August 21, 2009

jade clapper

a fart that is very thick and most likely to leave a green skid mark on your underwear

holy shit i just did a jade clapper

by boa22891 January 29, 2009

Ass Clapper 130

The nickname of the AC 130 killstreak in Black Ops and other CoD games.

Player 1: Dude! I almost have my eleventh kill!
Player 2: Oh yeah! Send out the Ass Clapper 130!

by AC9 April 13, 2011

clippers

large hanging pussy lips.

when the lips of the pussy visibly sway from wind or subtle body movement & are usually easily visible from the rear end.

clippers are usually discolored & very loose from being worn out or well-aged, or both.

As she was changing the light bulb, her clippers dangled tween her thighs . . . "Put some panties on Heather, Please!!", I exclaimed in arousal & disqust.

by lift-ticket July 29, 2006

clapper

A young woman who is so loose in the vaginal area that she claps when she walks.

That girl who had sex with Jon was a clapper I have seen her leave that bar with 8 other dudes in the past month.

by mikemikemike86 November 9, 2006

Capperson

Someone that lies or "caps" a lot. Can also be called Mc. Capperson

He's Mc. Capperson right now bro

by Faded Cxsper November 8, 2020

clit clapper

When a woman farts and the gas travels up the taint through the folds of her vagina, all the way to her clit.

She was lying in bed when she suddenly passed some gas. Little did she know it was a clit clapper and it left her feeling awkward and slightly aroused.

by Shlocna March 31, 2016