He is a fat man that cant really go a day without mcdonalds and kfc. He often skips school just to be seen at mcdonalds chugging down a double cheese burger with a ice cream,4 stacks of fries,5 chicken wings and 3 cokes. He has a higher chance of pulling his ligaments when he breathes than pulling any girls. His few benefits are his hair which looks like jabba the hut with a farmers hat and his forehead where you can fit all the double mcspicy he ate in his life. He still thinks he can talk to women if farting and nearly having a heart attck whenever you talk counts.
by madamliang May 16, 2023
Get the Christophermug. A really nice and kind person one of the nicest you could ever meet very loving and can be shy at times a little bit of a trouble maker and will meet a girl /boy and be very loyal to them he/she will meet them around the middle school or high school this person is very funny
Christopher oh my gosh
by Rose lynnR June 13, 2018
Get the Christophermug. by DuckOnQuack14 August 7, 2019
Get the Christophermug. Christopher is the funny and most dirty minded guy you will ever meet. They play around and joke probably non intentionally hurting ur feelings plenty of times. But after a while of knowing him you can all the sudden talk to him, he usually only goes by Chris and doesn’t except Christopher. If you talk to him long enough and he finds u funny or fun, he will give u his number or snap, it doesn’t matter if u have a boyfriend, he will be the most intimate as a friend can be. He will give large hints if he likes u but deny it when asked. He is never the one to admit his feelings first. If u date him, ur very lucky and stick around and be patient because he will do anything sexual with u EXCEPT KISS within the first few days. After a while he does get comfortable and will start kissing u on his own. And he does a lot more than kissing when u let him. Sometimes even when u don’t let him as long as he knows u find it funny. He will only really talk in person and doesn’t text or call much. He is extremely aggressive and acts like he hate contact with people, which he does for the most part, but he is a HUGE cuddler. He’s like a teddy bear. He will tease you as well. He’s such a pretty boy and he’s so sweet when he wants to be.
Annalise: omg I love him, he’s such a cuddler but he’s so introverted.
Friend: is it a Christopher..?
Annalise: you know it! He’s all mine.
Friend: is it a Christopher..?
Annalise: you know it! He’s all mine.
by Suck on this anna December 13, 2021
Get the Christophermug. Someone who is very caring, even though he might seem distant at times. He will support you with everything that you do and love you unconditionally. If you have a Christopher as a boyfriend, stay with him. Times might seem rough, but it will get better because of his personality and the vibes he gives off.
Girl: Man, I have the best bf.
Boy: Aww that's great.
Girl: Thanks Christopher is rly the best.
Boy: Christophers get all of the ladies with their charming personality..
Boy: Aww that's great.
Girl: Thanks Christopher is rly the best.
Boy: Christophers get all of the ladies with their charming personality..
by HoHoHo69 December 25, 2019
Get the Christophermug. A Christopher is a guy that usually goes by Chris and only let’s very few close friends call him Christopher. He’s very funny, outgoing and fun to be around. However sometimes he’s quiet and sits back and doesn’t say much. Many people don’t know it but he’s a very intellectual person and is really deep asf when you get to know him. Even though not every Christopher has the greatest looks he’s an amazing person who’ll you’ll debate on liking. Christopher knows how to be patient and say the right things at the right time. He knows how to talk to you and treat a girl right. Christopher will drop everyone for you if he’s truly feeling you. A Christopher is a great friend. Christopher will be one of the most handsome person you will see and very loving.
by RealsWriting June 30, 2022
Get the Christophermug. Someone who is named Christopher is usually a fucking moron and thinks the world revolves around them they also like big black men and look like they just came out the ghettos
by Chris likes men March 24, 2022
Get the Christophermug.