Christianista

Noun. One who blindly follows fundamental Christian dogma

The christianistas forbade dancing at the wedding reception.

by Charlotte Bell September 21, 2010

Christmiscuous

Adj.
1. Enjoys getting her stocking filled by many different Santas.

Drunk Blonde at Party: "I'm feeling Christmiscuous tonight, why doesn't Santa give me his big package"
Creepy guy dressed like Santa: "What should I tell my reindeer to do?" (Signalling his equally creepy posse)
Drunk Blonde at Party: "Bring them along, they can help drive me home"

by CreepySanta December 2, 2011

christianism

Christianism is based by Jesus de Nazareth, died in year 30 of the era which inaugurates its birth and called as for a Christian. Community diversified representing the third of the population of the sphere. It expresses in languages, texts, monuments and sometimes images which are one of the great sources of the western culture. The founder is recognized like CHRIST, by the Christians, who took their name from this title. The older tradition calls him Jesus Christ. Christianity very targely majority in Europe and America, gathers the three great confessions resulting from the education of it founder: the catholisisme, the Orthodox Church, the Protestant church and anglicanism.

Believing by faith, that Jesus Christ rose from the dead, we remember this event by taking communion and placing empty crosses within the church.

by inject God's truth May 18, 2005

Christified

Basically-to get fucked up...Christy G. from Longwood University is known to get Christified almost every night...leading her to become a complete sketch-ball!

Stop being so Christified...ur freaking me out!

by Anonymous April 26, 2005

christiineey

sexy legs. very attractive. lisp. crooked teeth. likes to eat EVERYTHING. likes penis. very sexual. crippled. nice body. big ass. small boobs. very funny. clumsy just like their sibling.

christiineey is a very bad person to be around.

by aghgfdsdfgs June 28, 2011

christivie

It means you are beautiful sexy have back and make you laugh so much that you cry. Wonderful person and there parents are so gorgeous

Christivie come here my child .

My name is christivie

by Crisvie.snm June 18, 2018

Christians

A crazy group of radical terrorist

Christians are a religious cult

Little boy: Mommy why is that man beating that other man?

Mother: Oh honey! That is brother John and he is showing the non-believer the way of God.

Little boy: aww he is such a good Christian.

by Breakfastsong November 22, 2017