high as christ

when you’re the most fucked up you’ve ever been

cam: i’m high as christ
ben: r u christing me?
cam: that’s something i fear i am not christing about

by diarrhena July 13, 2021

Tyrone Christ

The less respected of the two brothers. He was the partier and liked to get maaaad crunk, yo.

He be trippin on the Jesus juice.

"I be Tyrone Christizzle, My bro save ya shit but I'm the g you want to look fo', CHRISTFOLYFE"

by Borron555 June 25, 2008

Christ McGod

An interjection, used as a possible alternative to "Oh my God" or "Jesus Christ".

Christ McGod! You killed my father and lied about it!
Why do you keep doing that? Christ McGod!

by Ba'Ra'Ck Hu'Ss"Ei'N O'Ba'Ma May 23, 2009

the power of christ

Something that compells you. Said mostly for comical effect, in parody to the exorcist.

THE POWER OF CHRIST COMPELLS YOU(to take a shit) MOTHERFUCKER.

by Gumba Gumba April 06, 2004

Christ On A Bike

(Exclamation)

1. An outburst of anger or frustration that the wankers (q.v.) are once again "getting on your tits" through their incompetence.

Used by IT support staff to describe the feelings of loss of temper towards "users"; when once again, they've fucked up the system.

2. An outburst of shock at the prospect of immenent death, injury or pain.

"Christ on a bike; don't those wankers ever listen to a fucking word we tell them?"

by Stan Grytviken April 01, 2003

Jesus Christ

Who Bill Cosby thought he was from ages 7-15

"It was because of my father that from the ages of seven to fifteen, I thought that my name was Jesus Christ and my brother, Russell, thought that his name was Dammit. 'Dammit, will you stop all that noise?' And, 'Jesus Christ, sit down!' One day, I'm out playing in the rain, and my father yelled, 'Dammit will you get back in here!' I said, 'Dad, I'm Jesus Christ!'"

--Bill Cosby

by JBurton31 April 15, 2010

Anti-Christ

Donald Trump

wow the president right now is the anti-christ

by im a weird person September 03, 2018