choking the chicken

a euphermism for spank the monkey, bash the bishop, five knuckle shuffle, the abit to happy meal and the old school wank

dude mother walked in on mr gregory when he was choking the chicken over cheap and vulgar swedish man porn

by sea weed October 6, 2008

choking the donkey

to masturbate in a zoo

Tom was arrested for choking the donkey

by Tom Ivens May 12, 2003

Chowing

Verb.
The act of slamming down food and drink in a disorderly fashion, whilst totally lacking all manners in order to quickly satisfy a huge bout of hunger.

Most likely the act of an anorexic who's sick of doing the "heave bread to stay skinny" routine, or just someone who's freakishly hungry.

Dude1: Check that guy out over there. He's freakin' chowing that. That's like his eighth plate!

Dude2: Damn. He's slamming that like he hasn't eaten in a week!

by Mr. $mithers January 22, 2011

cloringe

the act of spitting out your gum
(because we need a word that rhymes with orange)

"this gum is really nasty! i need to cloringe"

by mandy0789 December 17, 2007

Choking the Mouse

When someone is committing a lengthy amount of time masturbating to online content.

"Xavier, you gonna come out with us tonight?"

"Nahh, I got work in the morning. I'mma be choking the mouse tonight!"

by Walter Phillips November 12, 2011

Choking on oxygen

To fail at something very simple.

Team A were choking on oxygen when asked to write down their names

by Charkie40 May 7, 2015

Choking the Chicken

To kill a chicken by strangulation

Wow look at him choke that chicken and by that i mean he is not masturbating

by Sphinctar May 8, 2003