chopstick

An instrument of death used by asian parents when their kids get anything less than an A+

Mom: Son, your report card came in, and I see you got an A- in english class, you know what happens now.
Son: Oh no NO NO MOM NOT THE CHOPSTICK

by garryh March 12, 2021

Chopstick

Sexy man with a beautiful face and vilimpcious lips. He’s going to marry brown hair girl from iraq. Anyone who is friends w him is so lucky

Wow that man is such a chopstick

by Choppywoppyxx December 23, 2022

Chopsticks

means Drumsticks

Da band needs new chopsticks.

by Allahatopia November 22, 2018

Fudge Cake and Chopsticks

When people want to say a bad word like F**K they can say Fudge Cake and Chopsticks

Ow my toe Fudge Cake and Chopsticks

by MUSTASK U A QUESTION August 19, 2018

Eating soup with chopsticks

The idea that people who say they’re busy are in fact complicit to an extremely inefficient way of doing things.

Is Earl really busy doing work or is he just eating soup with chopsticks?

by Starkwill October 21, 2021

Taiwanese chopsticks

In this act, you need 3 men in particular naked and extremely horny .This act consist of getting two metal chopsticks and shoving them down a man’s penis hole and then pulling them apart, splitting the man’s penis across the middle and then the other guy cums in the hole and then bleeds in it and then the third guy shoves the chopsticks as far down as he can.

Dude last night me and my friends where bored so we played taiwanese chopsticks

by Nigga shit balls May 25, 2024

Chopsticked

When one divides the walls of his or her anus and proceeds to fit as many rolls of sushi in his or her rectum as possible

I just went to the store, would you like to get chopsticked with me?

by Afroman wanna be May 10, 2021