Chopping Wood

The act of a male masturbating his morning wood.

Bill likes chopping wood better than truffle butter.

by Lesa Nelson November 25, 2015

Choozing

when you ooze cheese.. from your cock... AKA ejaculating. yeah?

Dad: Oh boy, your mum had me choozing so bad last night
Son: Ugh! Gross
Dad: (Offers boy some crusty bread) Fondue?
Son: Super gross! (takes bread, dips... double dips)
Dad: GROSS!!!!
both laugh

by limp_pimp February 9, 2014

chopping it off

Making an excess amount of cash

Sky and Virgin control the market - they are chopping it off!

by heyyomikeyheyyomikey October 19, 2017

chomping at the dild

Eager for sexual acts

I’m super horny. “chomping at the dild”, as it were...

That girl was “chomping at my dild last night.” Wasn’t going to give it to her though.

by Timmy Louis, Twisp WA November 13, 2017

chopping cookies

Basically another term for jerking off. If you put cookies in a cup of ice cream and use the spoon to "chop the cookies", it looks like you're masturbating.

Hey Doug you look tired. You look like you were chopping cookies all night

by O÷ May 21, 2018

choosing lesser evil

A set scenarios that you have to choose whatever hurts less.

Officer Mark was forced to choosing lesser evil between killing the dope pusher Mang Kanor, or shooting his corrupt buddy Officer Jerry.

by Kay Tutan Tayo December 4, 2018

Croofing

The act of stick a horn on your head and ramming it into your girlfriend arse.

Yo bro, my gal just got a good croofing

by Hi mammy December 19, 2019