Fart Chong

Wait for your mate to fall asleep on the couch and fart in his face then hold his nose so he breathes in through his mouth.

Get in Kennys asleep grab that conk ive got a ripping dazzler brewing. Im gonna give him a right good Fart Chong.

by P Spuds July 10, 2011

Chonging Turd

A huge shit that leaves you feeling immensely satisfied once you have taken it. Usually stinks.

Person A: Why are you looking so guilty?
Person B: I just took a chonging turd on your girlfriend.
Person A: Not a Cleveland Steamer!

by Yabadabadork January 10, 2016

Ping Chong

When an Asian man lets out his inner party animal. The so called "alter ego" of the nerdy, studying typical Asian individual.

Dude 1 (talking about the party last night): did you see that asian guy with his ridiculous glow?!

Dude 2: He definitely let out ping chong.

by SwimTeamLA December 27, 2010

Benjamin Chong

A silly kitten baby who makes lots of funny faces and funny sounds

Ravnoor: Benjamin Chong got caught carrying a Glock-9 with the switch to school today!
Aariz: No way! Thank God he didn't steal my insulin (I have diabetes)

by Benjamin Chong May 3, 2022

Chong Fogged

Smoking so much weed that that you lose your mental edge.

I was so Chong Fogged that I forgot what day it was.

by Wesley23 July 9, 2018

ching chong

what non-asians think all asians say

asians are so hard to understand: Ching chong! chita fong tong! I cannot see!

by But_Ma! May 6, 2016

chong bong

chong bongs are bongs (water pipes) made by tommy chong well known as some of the best glass in the world unforntuneltly chong was busted for slaning parafentalia and there no longer for sale

Damn that was a dank fatty rip from your diffused perculated chong bong

by dank 420 October 6, 2006