chopstick discrimination

When you are not noticeably Asian to the waiter/waitress at any oriental joint that you may decide to sit down and eat at, and they give you a fork and/or a fat spoon to eat your food with instead of chopsticks.

I went to that China Harbor the other day and the waiter came out with chopsticks at first but when he saw I was not one of them, he turned around and grabbed the oversized silverware instead. This type of chopstick discrimination is all too common!

by that\college\connect November 15, 2014

Freckley Chopstick

When a ginger or redhhaired guy, who has freckles on their skin; has a thin, long penis.

Girl 1: "I hooked up with Damian last night. Worst sex of my life!"
Girl 2: "Oh my god, tell me about it! I wouldn't go near his freckley chopstick, again if I were you.."
Girl 1: "Trust me, I'm fucking not!"

by YouDontSuccc April 28, 2017

Ching Chong Chopstick

The whole Asian language summed up into three words. in the most racist way possible.

“Hey Asian friend!”
“Hello!”
“Teach me some Asian! I already know a few words like Ching, Chong and Chopstick!”

“Ok! I wanna Ching Chong chopstick your dog!”

“😧”

by FoRTniTe SLayEr 3000 Warthog November 30, 2019

chapstick

A dashing young englishman's penis.

"bloody hell that little wanker's whippin' out the chapstick!"

by hateradefierce August 22, 2008

nipple chapstick

Moisturizing Substance that if applied directly, creates hardening of the nipple. Also makes them pointy, also helps for dry nipples.

Yesterday i rubbed on some Nipple Chapstick and felt a deep hardening sensation

by Bertha Roppilus June 16, 2008

Chapstick

When you cum in a girls belly button, let it ferment and the dip your finger in it and apply it on her lips.

I gave my girl some chapstick last night and she rocked me in the dome.

by Brendone February 14, 2012

Chapstick

for balming up yo lipz

"okay okay; im so
so

so very very stoned

my CHapstiCK has Been LOST!!!!??

OMG......"

by matthew james madison morgan tom December 26, 2005