When your bitch sits on your dick and instead of an up and down motion, grinds back and forth like a rocking chair. Like the cowgirl, but better.
*** Not to be confused with the act of having sex in a rocking chair.
*** Not to be confused with the act of having sex in a rocking chair.
by Rocker chair6969 July 9, 2016
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This sound is almost Identical to a real fart. A Chairfart happens when a chair squeaks or moves which in turn creates a farting noise. A Chairfart usually happens in a quiet room with lots of people (i.e. School, Church, Meeting room, etc.). The cover up for a Chairfart usually fails, because when you try and show someone that it was the chair making the noise, the chair refuses to make the noise again.
This sound is almost Identical to a real fart. A Chairfart happens when a chair squeaks or moves which in turn creates a farting noise. A Chairfart usually happens in a quiet room with lots of people (i.e. School, Church, Meeting room, etc.). The cover up for a Chairfart usually fails, because when you try and show someone that it was the chair making the noise, the chair refuses to make the noise again.
*chairfart*
Jim: Dude did you just fart?
Joe: No man, it was the chair squeaking. See look.
*proceeds to make the chair squeak again, but it doesn't*
Jim: No dude, it was totally you.
Joe: No dude I swear it was the chair farting
Jim: Ya ok. Whatever.
Jim: Dude did you just fart?
Joe: No man, it was the chair squeaking. See look.
*proceeds to make the chair squeak again, but it doesn't*
Jim: No dude, it was totally you.
Joe: No dude I swear it was the chair farting
Jim: Ya ok. Whatever.
by huntrguy May 28, 2009
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When an office chair has been subject to that many farts, whoever sits on it is hit by a brief waft of stale fart gas.
As Leroy sat on the fart chair, he soon experienced the full bodied stench of 6 months of Bob's farts stored in the cushion.
by Leroy Tyler Brown May 30, 2016
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A scene from a South Park episode in which Eric Cartman is asked to spell the word "chair"
A hard, solid piece of furniture with....do you really need a defintion for this?
A scene from a South Park episode in which Eric Cartman is asked to spell the word "chair"
A hard, solid piece of furniture with....do you really need a defintion for this?
Dave: Don't fall out of that chair, yo!
Mike: It's my wheelchair asshole, if I fall I won't feel a thing.
Mike: It's my wheelchair asshole, if I fall I won't feel a thing.
by PoozerHater June 1, 2010
Get the Chair mug.A chair or throne with an opening or a hole in the seat so that a BDSM slave can perform cunnilingus or analingus on his/her Owner (sitting on the slaves face, or queening). There’s usually a strap or head brace beneath the seat so the slave can spend hours under the chair if needed. And with the slave’s body sticking out, it’s also a great recliner.
“There’s nothing like watching American Idol while my bitch is under my queening chair, eating my ass!”
by The guy Under The Chair March 14, 2009
Get the Queening Chair mug.A Char Char, is a weird and unique girl who is always hyper in the most loving and amazing way possible. A true friend that you can rely on no matter what, if you ever have the honour of meeting a 'Char Char' then never let them go out of your life as you will regret it. Serioulsy, if you know one, hold on to them for good! If you are silly enough to allow a Char Char to leave your life then you will just have to cherish the memories of them, and it is guranteed that you will never forget the memories as they will just be too amazing. Char Char's are very beautiful and its obvious that they have many many lads after them, which is very easy to tell why. The one downfall with Char Char's is their tendancy to live far far away, due to this all Char Chars should be ashamed of themselves. But it is impossible to say mad at them as they are too perfect! She is just so amazing, and if you ever see a Char Char upset then you should instantly forget about yourself and do whatever you possibly can to cheer them up, just for the reward of seeing them smile.
CHAR CHAR'S ARE THE BEST FRIENDS EVER, NEVER LET THEM GO.
CHAR CHAR'S ARE THE BEST FRIENDS EVER, NEVER LET THEM GO.
by That cool guy, who is cool April 26, 2012
Get the Char Char mug.Useful abbreviation as CTKI, or occasionally CKI (Chair-Keyboard Interface).
CTKI is the tech-tarded USER that TECHS spend so much company time dealing with that could be better spent on more important network issues.
CTKI is the tech-tarded USER that TECHS spend so much company time dealing with that could be better spent on more important network issues.
USER: "My login doesn't work. Is the network down or something?"
TECH: "No, networks fine. Is your Caps Lock on?"
USER: "Oh my gosh, it IS, tee-hee! Sorry for calling you from your lunch break as an emergency."
(Boss comes in): "So USER tells me there's network problems and they can't log in! What's going on with the system?"
TECH: "Problem solved. But I think it would be in your best interest to replace the CTKI."
(CTKI=Chair-To-Keyboard Interface,)
TECH: "No, networks fine. Is your Caps Lock on?"
USER: "Oh my gosh, it IS, tee-hee! Sorry for calling you from your lunch break as an emergency."
(Boss comes in): "So USER tells me there's network problems and they can't log in! What's going on with the system?"
TECH: "Problem solved. But I think it would be in your best interest to replace the CTKI."
(CTKI=Chair-To-Keyboard Interface,)
by Doc Pyrata May 3, 2008
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