by jesus234 October 25, 2006
Get the chemmy mug.To vent frustration by riffing creatively about a situation. This is not the same as kvetching or bitching, though it is a form of complaining. A good chemp is funny. The person or people who chemp or listen to a chemp walk away feeling that the situation still sucks, but at least they can laugh about it.
"Yes, I know the IT department is a black hole. I just didn't realize that I could pick up the phone, dial the IT department, and experience first-hand the joy of talking to an incoherent piece of quantum string. I didn't realize that when unobserved they are alive and dead simultaneously, like Schrödinger's cat. And I did not know that attempts to manage them or check on their progress resulted in a perfect example of the Quantum Zeno effect."
"Yes, I know the IT department is a black hole. I just didn't realize that I could pick up the phone, dial the IT department, and experience first-hand the joy of talking to an incoherent piece of quantum string. I didn't realize that when unobserved they are alive and dead simultaneously, like Schrödinger's cat. And I did not know that attempts to manage them or check on their progress resulted in a perfect example of the Quantum Zeno effect."
by Capnstomock February 5, 2010
Get the Chemp mug.by cherise.x. October 6, 2009
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by Kricky1540 March 17, 2021
Get the Chumpy mug.Used to described someone that is not fat to say but is large. Also used to describe a small round man.
by Fultz September 21, 2005
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1. Eric you have some chemp on the corner of your mouth.
2. Scott noticed a disgusting puddle of chemp in the corner of the mens bathroom at the truck stop.
2. Scott noticed a disgusting puddle of chemp in the corner of the mens bathroom at the truck stop.
by Heilix May 25, 2008
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