Charlie Browned

When you go trick or treating and you get a rock instead of candy.

Person A: Hey man what did you get in your bag?
Person B: For some odd reason I found a rock in my bag.
Person A: Aw man, you got Charlie Browned.

by Moisture Lord June 8, 2018

Charlie Browning It

When a girl is going down on you and being very vocal about it, she is "Charlie Browning it". Named as such because a woman with a mouthful of meat sounds an awful lot like Charlie Brown's parents and teacher.Can also be used to describe whorish behavior just short of public sexual acts....

"Man that bitch was totally Charlie Browning It!"

by Greedkills May 23, 2008

Charlie Browns

Slang for the balls. Linus is slang for the penis.

Suck my Charlie Browns

by Marniechan August 22, 2023

charlie-browning

Verb: (To Charile-Brown) a way to express talking (usually done in a manner to discipline) that is similar to the adults on the cartoon series Charlie Brown (ie. the whomp whomp whomp the teachers use to talk to Charlie Brown) When you are charlie-browned it's usually things you DON'T wanna hear (or have heard before) and it annoys you.

When I got back from the party Mom started charlie-browning me. I hear the same story all the time and having her repeat it over and over again is like listening to a recording.

by K. Taylor September 18, 2008

Charlie Browner

A small, weak, and lame turd lacking joy or inspiration.

Fred: Was that a big poop?
Jerry: no, just a Charlie Browner.

by Brownchair November 19, 2019

Charlie Browning

It is the alternative way of saying that you got Cock Blocked around a group of people. It used to inform a friend that he is cock blocking you when he doesn't even notice it. It's the negative result of a wing man.

Yo, what the hell are you still doing her?

friend, I'm showing Amanda how to do a card trick

Damn man, stop charlie browning me. Can't you see she's in my room!

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by OmegaL December 11, 2009

Charlie Browned

Derived from Charlie Browns repetitive missing of the football.
One that asks a girl out more than twice but gets rejected each time.

1:Did you hear about Dave?
2: Yeah, he asked out Rachel for like the fifth time.
1: Well he totally Charlie Browned it!

by Alec H. February 14, 2008