Mongolian Sex Change

When one places one's penis and Testicles behind ones legs, conveying the illusion that a vaginal canal is present when there is in fact a hidden dong.

The maneuver goes back thousands of years and some even say Hitler was spotted performing the act after consuming large amounts of Jagermeister.

The act was brought to attention in popular culture by such figures as Buffalo Bill and even Jay in clerks 2.

Mussolini: Adolf, what the hell are you doing?

Hitler: (standing with dick tucked between legs) Mongolian sex change, yo.

by Mike Oksmall October 5, 2013

israeli lane change

changing lanes from one side of a 3 or more lane highway to the furthest inside or outside lane, using no signal and keeping constant speed.

Thanks to a lead foot and some israeli lane change skills, we made it to our engagement with time to spare.

by nicky v. August 9, 2006

changes

The greatest song by Tupac ever.

"I see no changes. Wake up in the morning and I ask myself,
"Is life worth living? Should I blast myself?"
I'm tired of bein' poor and even worse I'm black.
My stomach hurts, so I'm lookin' for a purse to snatch.
Cops give a damn about a negro? Pull the trigger, kill a nigga, he's a hero.
Give the crack to the kids who the hell cares? One less hungry mouth on the welfare."

by Zach March 14, 2005

Plan Changer

Some who always feels the need to change the plans that everyone else has agreed on.

Matt: Is everyone ready to go to the speakeasy?
Lisa Ann: Why doesn't everyone come to my house instead? I'll make lasagna.
Matt: Stop it. You're a plan changer!

by Don Pedro S. August 30, 2013

lower case change

A term commonly used when talking about coppers, 1p and 2p coins or similar small value currency.

The machine have given me lower case change.

or

Just look at all the lower case change the coffee machine has given me.

by robospike January 6, 2010

Russian Oil Change

When one falls asleep inside a woman, wakes up, and pees in her vagina.

That bitch wanted me to make her wet, so I gave her a Russian Oil Change.

by Bgireland February 25, 2012

Chicago Lane Change

A maneuver that is popular and perfected in Chicagoland. The act is completed when a driver with Illinois plates gracefully cuts from the left lane of a major expressway across all lanes in order to just make their exit, cutting off several cars in the process.

If it is a nice day out and the driver has their windows down, they may be so courteous as to stick their hand out of the window and hold up a certain number of fingers, alerting those on the road as to exactly how many lanes they are planning on moving.

While residents of other states, particularly Cheeseheads up north, may be annoyed at this, it is considered a common practice, exercised out of necessity, in the Chicago metro area.

Cheesehead: "Did you see that Chuck? That Illinois car just pulled a Chicago Lane Change! Boo!"
Chicagoan: "Fuck you, loser - and the Packers, too."

by Subway053 June 1, 2016