Mixing cement

Is when you’re so scared of getting raped in prison, that you don’t wipe your ass for 10 years, in hope that it will Scare off potential diddlers. But what happens to you, is you’re held down while Six guys Bukakake your well crusted ass. In preparation for Imminent destruction.

“Hey boy, you’re gonna pay for taking my waffle at breakfast. It’s time time for mixing cement”.

by Peanut mud butt November 2, 2020

cement pills

Medication given to a person when they need to Harden The Fuck Up

Guy1: Dude you walked out of Saw 3, you need some of these
Guy2: What are those?
Guy1: Cement Pills so you can harden the fuck up

by Medstudent June 14, 2009

small town cemetery

another phrase for east palo alto.

ay bitch were you from?
small town cemetery.

by heeeey May 6, 2008

Celexa

Anti-depressant, classified as an SSRI. To be taken much like birth control. Don't miss a dosage. If you drink while on it, it will create tons of dopamine, and you will be seen as a lightweight, and possibly laughed at or thrown out the bar like a fool. Can become addictive.

My boyfriend took all my Celexa, and I was out for a week. Then he dumped me because I went psycho on him. So I shot him and went emo. /wrists

by kschlack August 6, 2008

mexican cement truck

When a woman takes a steamy shit on am mans dick and is then then fucked by that dick.

Dude, your girlfriend took a huge mexican cement truck last night.

by Dr. Dickweed June 14, 2011

Cock Cement

When a boy has not washed his penis for an extremely long time and the excess semen around the rim of his penis has formed a hard crust known as Cock Cement.

Boy: ''Oh babe your mouth is so soft''
Girl: ogfhadfhadhd
Boy:''This is brilliant''
*Girl releases her mouth from the genetalia*
WOW Barry you have a silly amount of Cock Cement on there!

by Barry Ballsack December 3, 2013

dead horse cemetery

When, in a debate or argument, someone drags out <B>several</B> issues that happened quite some time ago and have been discussed ad nausium, ad infinitum, to the point were said arguments have become tired clichés (ie: many dead horses).

Th term is a parallel to Stephen King's Pet Cemetery, except with dead horses instead of pets, which keep rising from the grave for a fresh round of beatings.

Every time he has a complaint, he brings out the dead horse cemetery for another round of beatings, because he's butt hurt about things that happened 5 years ago.

by Obsidius February 22, 2008