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cellos

homosexual- The word is a shortened form of Marcellos, who is a member of a popular internet forum. After repetitive association with Lady Gaga and soccer, the term "cellos" evolved.
Those shorts are way to short. You look cellos.

Straighten your wrist. People are going to thing you're cellos.
by J's 89 March 22, 2010
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cellulite queen

a true thing of beauty, the other definitions are just wrong. There is not anything sexier than seeing a woman with a lot of cellulite and watching it jiggle all over when she moves. This is especially true when bbw's show off their body in a skimpy bikini and let all their cellulite show on their booty. It signifies what all women should try to look like.
Everytime i see my girlfriend take off her panties, i get an enormous hard-on from seeing her thunder thighs and all her cellulite that is all over her ass. She is a true cellulite queen because her legs and buttocks are covered with cottage cheese.
by bbw lover88 July 2, 2007
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facebook callout

when people call out sick (who really aren't). and post their fake symptoms on facebook to get sympathy.
Mary posted a facebook callout on Superbowl Sunday, but we all knew she wasn't sick
by Mully19 January 24, 2011
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Cellularbating

To set your cell phone on vibrate, put it down your pants and call it.
Stefanie is cellularbating...she told me to call her phone...
by Megyn September 29, 2005
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Cellulite Eclipse

Unpleasant bar scene phenomenon that occurs when one is observing a beautiful woman from a distance. Then her larger than usual friend moves in between the two parties to obstruct ones line of vision resulting in an uncomfortable view of cellulite and a decreased possibility of dialog between the two parties
Tom: "Dude, check out that sweet biscuit over there at the bar"

Pete: "Dude, I can't see anything right now, her fatty friend is causing a cellulite eclipse".
by wallacj3 March 31, 2009
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Wankers' Callous

'Wankers' Callous' is loosely defined by the New England Journal of Wankology as "any light abrasion to the shaft of the penis due to either excessive or angry wanking". Whilst cases of Wankers' Callous are historically rare, when it occurs the event can be overwhelming as a short hiatus from masturbation is mandatory.
Doctor: Timmy, I'm afraid you've developed Wankers' Callous. You'll need to lay off the angry wanking; you've wanked your foreskin raw.

Hitler: Doctor Goldman just informed me that mein wankers' callous will not heal until I stop beating mein mutterzerkleinerungsmaschine. All the Jews must pay for this diagnosis.

Timmy: Doctor, your diagnosis made me so angry that I angry wanked my foreskin straight off my penis. It flew out of my hand and down my mother's throat. She died from asphyxiation.
by BGH122 May 21, 2010
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shred the cello

To be someone nerdy, who plays an instrument that isn't guitar/bass/drums. Cello is just the word always used, even if the instrument isn't a cello.
1) Oh the redhead said you shred the cello and I'm jello baby

2) "Hey I heard Peter joined the orchestra!"
"What does he play?"
"I dunno, I guess he's shredding the cello!"
by Rincewind_SW August 21, 2005
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