Japanese Catapult

While in a fight, the last resort. A Japanese Catapult involves running at your opponent at full speed and about 6 feet before you hit him/her tuck into a cannonball with your head between your legs. Often used by the weaker ones in society such as nerds, gay people, and Ghandi.

Jorge knew he had to make a bold move when he got knocked to the ground by the jock's punch. So he pulled himself up, charged at him and tucked into a Japanese Catapult....... Jorge missed and slammed into a brick wall, shattering 3 of his ribs.

by Jack Eds August 20, 2006

Cat Nap Wood

When a guy awakes from a cat nap with a boner

Dude 1: Hey man, you got some major Cat Nap Wood!

Dude 2: Yeah bro i just woke up and i had a dream about your mom.

by onleemortall December 16, 2011

catap

cutie with a moustache.

Hey yo! Did you see Catap?!

by catapthat January 8, 2009

Catapult Cum

When you are having sex and you reach orgasm only to release a glob of sperm that goes flying 6-7 ft through the air.

Last night I had a bad case of Catapult cum, it flew off the bed and landed on the dog.

by Safetyfirst July 31, 2012

Catapault

A catapault is when you put cats on a stripper pole and they start throwing dollar bills at you.

I need to catapault myself😉

by willie wonkas grind August 17, 2020

The Catapult

when the male is about to release his fluids, he pulls back his penis and releases as he cums. thus, flinging his genital juices into her face... or any other desirable target.

martin: dude last night i was practicing my long shot!

dan: really what did you get?

martin: 20 feet!!!!

dan: really how did you do that???

martin: I used the catapult!

by martin maxwell July 22, 2006

Cataplexy

The condition of having seizures whenever the person experiences a certain amount of an emotion.
This is commonly related to Narcoleptsy and Sleep Apnea.

Every time Cory laughs, his muscles convulse and he falls to the ground. His breathing stops and he risks swallowing his tounge unable to control any of his muscles. This is Cataplexy and this stops him from obtaining a license and from entering the armed forces.

by HomicideTheBunny April 15, 2008