2 definitions by willie wonkas grind

Catapault

A catapault is when you put cats on a stripper pole and they start throwing dollar bills at you.

I need to catapault myself😉

by willie wonkas grind August 18, 2020

tennant

he will steal your heart in 2 seconds but when u be with him he will ask for pics and say 'i love you' to another chick called eva. He will cheat on you with ten girls at a time and when u catfish him he will easily fall for it and cheat more.
When u kiss him he tastes like FISH

Girl 1 : oi i just had the best time of my life last night with this hot ass tennant

Girl 2: no hes mine!
Girl 3: wtf im with him
Girl 4: no bitch hes mine
Girl 5: HES PLAYING US
Girl 6: what hes mine boyfriend
Girl 7: i swear this tennant is cheating on us
Girl 8: idc i love him hes so fucking hot

Girl 9: he is a cunt
Girl 10: he already said he was mine forever and ever

by willie wonkas grind August 18, 2020