carroting

placing carrots with over dried weed.

Damn it, this weed taste like a carrot. Jeff must have done some carroting on this shit.

by spoof720 August 26, 2013

Caboosing

To have anal intercourse while riding in the rear car of a train or subway car.

The rear car smells like somebody's been caboosing back there!

by S&M92 July 7, 2018

carling

to go door to door and punch people in the face

one day, i was carling my way through the streets when some girl said she didnt like carling so i carled her so hard that she had to get stitches

by DarCyZ December 10, 2008

Carassing

What a person in a car behind you does when he or she wants you to go faster.

I'm going five miles over the speed limit and that guy behind me is STILL carassing me!

by Wucky April 17, 2015

Planking at closing time

The act of looking to get laid at closing time at the local dive bar. It refers to there typically only being large & drunk women available, & a plank needing to be tied to your ass to keep from falling in to the big girls vagina. The short form is planking.

Yo!! Did you guys see Bill today? He was really desperate & out planking at closing time at The Dirty Dive Bar. The last time I saw him he had hooked up with a Big Bertha. Hope he makes it home from his planking expedition unscathed.

by Ehud Avni July 8, 2011

Closing the Windows

When a female tightens her anus around a man's penis before the man ejaculates. This insures that the man's sperm does not exit the anus during ejaculation.

Oh Bill, are you ready? I'm closing the windows!

by TheDude127 April 15, 2009

carroting

The fine art of throwing canoes at old ladies and see how many it takes for them to say FUCK OFF!!!!

Johnny was a great at carroting.

by Captain Tuckshop November 24, 2006