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Captain's Log

The Captain's Log is what Mr. Spock found in the toilet when Kirk forgot to flush.
Dr. McCoy: Spock, you look a little more green than usual...you feeling okay?
Spock: Yes, Doctor. I finally know the true meaning of the Captain's Log.
by Jump The Shark January 25, 2012
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Captain Wow

1. Someone who tries to act heroic or brave, but absolutely fails.
2. Someone who does something really pathetic or stupid, but thinks that it is really brilliant.
1. "Captain Wow here just fell of his bike 'cause he was trying to ride without holding on!"
2. "Did you see that? Captain Wow over there just sewed his hands to his shirt, and is proud of it!"
by Morrissey Man May 13, 2005
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Captain Save A Ho

A guy who always comes to the aide of a woman in crisis who only calls him when she needs something from him.
Man, you are bailing her out of jail again? Or dude, you are paying her rent again? You are picking her "friend" up @ SFO & dropping him off at her house? Quit acting like a captain save a ho.
by AsburyBlue1962 May 9, 2018
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captain jack

captain jack is a street name for heroin
an example of this is billy joel's song "captain jack"
"Captain jack will get you by tonight, take you to your special island, Captain jack will get you by tonight, just a little push and you'll be flying"
by matthew D January 7, 2009
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Captain Munnerlyn

A Captain Munnerlyn occurs when you take a shit on a girl's chest (preferably during or after sex), and then immediately get up and salute it.

You MUST salute the shit. Otherwise, it's just a Boston Pancake.

**Captain Munnerlyn is also the name of a current Carolina Panthers cornerback**
Guy 1: Dude, you took that bitch home last night. You get any? She was fuckin wasted!
Guy 2: I know, dude, me too. I fucked her and then gave her a Captain Munnerlyn!
Guy 1: YES!!! You're one sick motherfucker!!
by BigDeff November 5, 2009
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Captain Klamydia

The greatest hero of all time. Unfortunetly he lost his crew, the STD Brigade, in a fateful battle with the lazar dragon. He has started gathering members again and now has a SGT. Cyphilis
Captain Klamydia saved my life the other day, I can't believe he still saves people after what happend to him.
by Captain Klamydia March 3, 2009
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captain sketch bag

Someone who is overly creepy, iffy, unsafe
Captain sketch bag keeps looking at me like we wants to kill me
by YungO March 9, 2009
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