Cam Kirkham

The Realest YouTuber to Grace the cancerous website (plus Facebook but we don't talk about that shit heap anymore). He is known as the Btec WillNE and the unspoken 5th member of XO. He's also, a melt. His intro is peak his content is refreshing and his hairline is shite. Ladies and Gentlemen, it's CAM KIRKHAM BABYYYYYYY
Person 1: Ya ma is ya da

Person 2: what?

Person 1: nevermind it's just what Cam Kirkham says to his dipsticks when he's bored
by R14 July 11, 2018
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Asshole Cam

Or Asshole Camera.

Referring to the camera used in sporting events to showcase (usually zoomed in for added assholeness) the athlete who caused the foul or penalty which halted play, and most likely screwed his team or him/ herself. See butterfingers.

Usually followed by Asshole Slo-Mo.
FOOTBALL GAME

*Whistle blows, play ends.*

Announcer: "Looks like there's a yellow flag on the field. Yep, #21, Paris Patricks, has a pass interference. That's a ten yard penalty, and third down."

Camera: Cut to Asshole Cam (closeup of Paris). (Could be showing anger, disappointment, or indifference.)

Announcer: "Let's see that play again!"

Camera: Cut to Asshole Slo-Mo.
by Andre Maccesy April 17, 2009
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Smack Cam

When some bastard puts loads of whipped cream on their hand and smacks you in the face, they usually record it.
Euan: I'll smack cam Billy tomorrow!
John: I'll film it and post it on Facebook!
by Anon201320142015 September 29, 2013
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afro cam

It's a camera..........for your afro
"check out my afro cam"
by Sparkythedef March 24, 2017
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Daddy Cam

Daddy Cam is the owner and leader of The Daddy Cam Store. He is the BEST in the world. His website is way better than Amazon. Amazon can go suck a dick. Go on ShopDaddyCam.Com now and see his fantastic merch.
by ShopDaddyCam April 13, 2022
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activa cam

A wonderful word when you texting with a minor
Advy: how old?
Someone: 14
Advy: ¿tienes 14? Activa cam
by BBC Maesteo September 30, 2023
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Cam frank

When the hole is that small you can’t fit your dick in
Awww man I did a cam frank last night
by Dabber123mcbigdick December 12, 2017
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