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CaliGentleman

He is a man of mythic proportions, only few are destined to acquire such a majestic status. Legend has it that the caligentleman can win any debate by simply saying "ha ha me bro". There is no limit to what a caligentleman can accomplish from dancing bachata to driving on the nurenburger.
"Now thats a real mustang"- UV Rays
"ha ha me bro"- The CaliGentleman
by Puro Pinche Party June 23, 2018
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Calimeter

A unit of measurement equal to 4 inches. Primarily used to describe the length of ones penis.
Billy was thrilled when he reached one calimeter.
by LongTailinFront March 4, 2019
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caliente poke

The act of inserting your penis into a relative to soak. No thrusting is involved, and in most cases no ejaculation. Named for acts performed in and around the town of Caliente.
I did a Caliente poke at the family reunion.
by Pokyhontas March 8, 2019
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Calobe

Probably a straight white male of the redneck variety. Also a huge asshole.
1: He have you seen Calobe lately?
2: That redneck asshole that always starts fights at field parties?
1: That’s the one.
by lexisgtc June 8, 2019
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Califerous

Califerous - Particularly cunning, sly, dangerous, and seductive.
My friend looked quite califerous, almost like a double agent.
by Slater124 January 29, 2021
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Coach Caliendo

A coach at my school who looks particularly like an alien, and gives referrals for no reason.
She absolutely loves the girls who actually participate in her terrible activities.

I would probably die if we play “hit the pin” a favorite game of hers.

I fucking hate her, if you didn’t know.
Coach Caliendo: alright girls, go play hit the pin. Because I want to be a pain in your ass
Some girls: WOOOO!!
Me: I’ll find a way to torture you piece of shit
by Krazybitchfrog May 27, 2019
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The calileo effect

The art form of adding emphasis by repeating the word in your previous message, however the word is separated into letters to stand out and pursuade the other member(s) of the text that the information is indeed correct.
THE CALILEO EFFECT IN ACTION

Person 1 "ribs off a pear, like a mango on a tuesday"

Person 2 " that makes fuck all sense"
Person 1 "embrace it"
Person 2 "what?"
Person 1 "e m b r a c e it"
Person 2 "ffs, fine"
by The creative writer July 2, 2020
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