Transformice cafe

An internet cafe on the flash game Transformice, where memes, copypastas, and drama spreads like wildfire. The Transformice cafe has a large community of lone tweens who don't have a life and worship the French creator of the game, Tigrounette, after he updated the cafe in August 2016 with an ugly, shit layout that caused many old cafers to leave. Flamewars every day, this place is considered "hell" by many cafers yet they still use it 24/7.

Everyone on the Transformice cafe is a gay, disgusting human being and love chewing on Tigrounette's crunchy, moldy, crusty baguette.

by Ilovetigrounettescrustyboxers February 22, 2017

Carfentanil

The most powerful opiate narcotic known to man. 5000x as powerful as pure herion.

The park ranger accidentally killed the elephant with a carfentanil overdose.

by John Mann January 12, 2005

caff nap

A 30-40 minute nap designed to let you rest while you wait for caffeine to kick in.

Outta my way, I just had a Red Bull and I'm going down for a caff nap.

by Birdinski July 23, 2010

cafrecito

A sandwich created by a Puerto Rican living in Michigan circa August 2014. Comprised of at least two saltine crackers (i.e. Rovira or Keebler Export Sodas) filled with any combination of ingredients. Most common fillings are avocado slices, ham, pastrami, boricua farmer's cheese and pulled pork. The term was coined in an effort to poke some fun at this comfort food, by stemming from the diminutive of the Puerto Rican word "cafre". Family and friends of the infamous chef have hailed the invention anywhere from a culinary masterpiece befitting associations with "Andrew Bourdain" all the way down to terms normally associated with giggle inducing bodily noises.

I'd like a ham and cheese cafrecito with some coffee please!

by Gordito De Fela September 20, 2014

Cafe au Lait

In french, Cafe au Lait means, literally, coffee with milk. In the common American slang, the term refers to a person of mixed Black and White heritage.

Ahh, Janet, I see you're pregnant by Tyrone. A little cafe au lait on the way, n'est-ce pas?

by The Real Jack Jones February 8, 2007

Cafe Metropolis

Only the greatest show venue on the East Coast!! Mostly known for its ska shows Cafe Metropolis is a very small narrow venue that fits about 300, 400 tops!! All the cool rude boys/ girls go to the Metro!! Its in a back ass alley way in Wilkes-Barre but still is pretty freakin sweet!!! The stage also feels like a trampoline!!

Bob : Yo did you hear Big D and the Kids Table is coming back to Cafe Metropolis!!

Zidane : Heckz yeah who they playing with?

Bob: Bob and the Sagets and Slightly Askew!!

Zidane: Sweet.

by Joey Fucking D! December 14, 2005

Café Racer

Any sports-oriented motorcycle modified with the intent of reducing weigh and increasing performance and improving handling. The term originally emerged in 1960s Britain to define the stripped and modified motorcycles ridden by the counter-culture 'Rockers', who would ride these 'café racers' along predetermined routes at high speed against the clock. Legend has it that a song would be played on the café jukebox, and the rider would have to complete the route and return before the end of the song. Many did not return at all. Original cafe racers of the Rocker era were largely based on Triumphs, BSAs, Velocettes, Nortons, Vincents, Moto-Guzzis and Ducatis - or amalgamations of multiple bikes, like Tritons and Norvins.

A café racer can also be a true-grit sport bike rider who rides hard and fast on the street. As defined by Dr. Hunter S. Thompson:
"A thoroughbred Cafe Racer will ride all night through a fog storm in freeway traffic to put himself into what somebody told him was the ugliest and tightest decreasing-radius turn since Genghis Khan invented the corkscrew.

Cafe Racing is mainly a matter of taste. It is an atavistic mentality, a peculiar mix of low style, high speed, pure dumbness, and overweening commitment to the Cafe Life and all its dangerous pleasures... I am a Cafe Racer myself, on some days - and it is one of my finest addictions." (Excerpt from "Song of the Sausage Creature")

"I put some lumpy cams and clip ons on my Norton this week. It's a proper café racer now."

"He'd ride that bike ton-up all day through the canyons. He's a real café racer."

by BikerJC April 17, 2006