Caden

Possibly the most embarrassing human being to ever exist. He tells more bullshit than a bulls arse and claims he is the greatest when in reality he’s a total embarrassment
For fuck sake look at caden, look quick it’s giving me aids
by Everyone to ever exist February 03, 2019
Get the Caden mug.

Caden

dum head and loves fortnite
hi im caden and im dumbo

this be a joke
by ninja on twitch May 10, 2019
Get the Caden mug.

Caden

Caden a Short really white boy never dates anyone has a girlfriend either called ruby or sarah
Damn that boy is so white and short

he must be a caden
by someone caden knows August 09, 2018
Get the Caden mug.

Caden

Caden also spelled (Kaden) was born in a shack north of the Mexican border. For the climate he was born in he is white af. He's the kind of kid who played Dragon Ball Z on his playstation 2 while his parents argued in the back room. For a caden this is normal but is highly rejected by most cadens entering the teenage years. Most caden's have fast motabolisms and will stay scrawny until late 40's. A caden wI'll lose his imperfect hairline by his early 20's. Most people notice he wears a hat, that's the effect of his paranoia for his terrible hairline. They are very self-conscious and get super triggered when offended. A caden wears glasses even though he doesn't need them because he believes they keep the devil from staring inside him to find no soul.
Wow he doesn't even need those glasses. He must be a caden.

Girl1: That guys hairline is terrible!
Girl2: I heard he was a caden.
Girl1: So he must be 20.
by SteveDaFish February 12, 2018
Get the Caden mug.

Caden

The most annoying person on the planet. He’s the type of person who will block you for no apparent reason. Stay clear of Caden’s. He also most commonly will sent you forehead and/or feet pics.
He also vapes because he thinks he’s cool even though he needs an inhaler. He’s gonna have lung cancer when he’s older and is going to need life support.
Oh shit here comes Caden we better leave
by The little blue man February 24, 2022
Get the Caden mug.

Caden

He’s a big perv but he funny
Stop being a perv Caden”
by Totodekubutlove April 09, 2019
Get the Caden mug.

Caden

He can be ed nice but also a fat boi. He is also really mean to neighbors below him. -Llama
"Caden was nice today" "Not to me"
by Thegudkush January 06, 2018
Get the Caden mug.