The Baby's Cradle

The Baby's Cradle is when a man gets on his hands and knees, like he is the legs of the cradle, the female must get under him and act like shes giving him a hug with her legs wrapped around his waist, like the seat of the cradle, then she must continue to rock back and forth on the mans purple-helmeted yogurt thrower. This may require some physical strength from both man and woman.

"Dude Craig did you give Jessica The Baby's Cradle last night?", Craig " I sure did, and man my arms hurt."

by The Grotesque Groan June 13, 2009

Robin the lopsided cradle

Term used when an older woman has an affection for a younger man with obvious learning disabilities.

Look at this old ass bitch all hugged up on that retard.
She's Robin the lopsided cradle. It's pathetic but it happens.

by IceBurgScrilla February 7, 2023

rob the cradle

to date a girl thats much younger than you, or thats just plain young(say 14 or younger)

"Man, jimmy's girlfriend is 13, hes robbin' the cradle!"

by cody July 1, 2003

chrade

a couple that keep rejecting the fact they love eachother.

you to are so chrade

by small asian guy July 4, 2015

craddle robber

someone dating, or has dated a person who is significantly younger than them. The relationship could be sexual or non-sexual.

"Doode, He went after a Freshman, what a a craddle robber!!!"

by Huy L. March 4, 2007

Cradles

A good song made by Sub Urban.

Hey man did you hear Sub Urban's new song Cradles.

by Xoviak May 14, 2019

Fanny Craddock

The very top part of your bum crack, just below the tailbone. Where a fluffy residue (craddock residue) gathers, develops a pungent smell in males. the checking of this smell is known as sampling ones fanny craddock and is a method of checking cleanliness

Man i need a shower, my fanny craddock smells rancid!

by Rich_W December 15, 2008