crippling depression

A saver condition of depression that doesn't allow someone to do daily tasks

Mother: have you taken out the trash yet
Son: no sorry I'm not in the right mind to do it right now I have crippling depression

by Audreyowen2003 January 30, 2017

Social Cripple

A person who is alway saying the most inappropriate things at the absolute worst time.

Social HandgrenadeSocial RetardSocial VegetableSocially Hazardous

Don asks "So when are you having your baby?" The woman replies. "I'm not pregnant". That is an example of a social cripple.

See also : Social Handgrenade

by Don Myers July 15, 2006

crippled midget

Failure to launch due to excess libation or similar substance indulgence. ie.. YOU CAN'T GET IT UP AT THE MOMENT OF TRUTH because you partied too much and too long!

Turns out VannieK was a crippled midget that night. Even Though he slamed a few redlines, his previous imbibe precluded his playing Peter North.

by Swoop DeVille June 07, 2006

hipple cripple

A hypocrite that is disabled in some way. May it be physically or mentally.

Really? You said you'd never make another word on urban dictionary, let alone another variant of cripple.
You're such a hipple cripple.
No, don't post that. STOP.

by Boe Jiden the 3rd February 18, 2017

Cripple turtle

A cripple turtle is when your having sex and your penis is no longer erect.

Example: Yah he just got a cripple turtle the other night so we just watched a movie instead.

by PONY, the Founder September 20, 2010

cripple bang

When a crippled person bangs a non-crippled person. Usually because the non-crippled person is too drunk and/or high to know what is happening in the world around them.

Last night I was drunk, and this guy in a wheelchair tried to cripple bang me. Fortunately, I was not THAT drunk.

by RachelCorinne January 15, 2009

cripple sticks

Crutches. Walking aids such as canes...

Stop calling me names or I'll hit you with my cripple sticks!

by hityouwithmycripplesticks November 26, 2007