Cope health scholars

A volunteer program for high school and college students going into medicine. But they just walk around the hallways at hospitals in a school uniform and aren’t allowed to do anything.

You (a covid patient): *starts bleeding out and like the blood squirts, the blood literally hit the ceiling fan and now is all over the room moving at a high velocity*
Health scholar: *stares at you through the window.
You: “TF ARE YOU DOING? HELP ME!!”
Health scholar: “I can’t go in covid rooms.”
Nurse: “oh god okay I’ll help you!” *looks at health scholar* “put pressure on it while I get blood.”
Health scholar: “no I can’t go into covid rooms. Also why aren’t you wearing proper PPE?”
Nurse: “CAUSE ITS AN EMERGENCY!!”
Health scholar: *writing in a binder
Nurse 2: “tf are you doing? Go get some g-“
Health scholar: “I’m writing an incident report. ‘Patient was bleeding, patient had covid, nurse was a bitc-‘“
You: *died
God: it was fucking cope health scholars fault.

by Sacredfart May 12, 2023

cope artist

(Noun) A person who exhibits a high level of creativity and skill in employing various coping mechanisms to deal with stress, disappointment, or difficult situations. Unlike the average individual who might turn to standard coping strategies, a cope artist blends reality with a touch of denial or exaggeration, almost elevating the act of coping to an art form. This person might use humor, elaborate rationalizations, or an intricate web of half-truths not just to shield themselves from discomfort, but in a way that can sometimes seem impressive or even entertaining to others.

After getting laid off, Jamie turned into a real cope artist, spinning the situation with so much positivity and elaborate plans for the future that you'd almost forget the gravity of it all.

by anonymous March 13, 2024

Cope Vehicle

Any Vehicle that is stupidly overpowered.

I hate crazy cuz he keeps on making cope vehicles.

That’s crazy’s cope vehicle.

by Crazyrpm360 April 5, 2024

Cope Sip

The act of taking a sip of your drink while being questioned or pressed. This generally indicates that the person being questioned or pressed is nervous about the situation and is trying to buy some time to come up with a response, excuse, or explanation.

The Cope Sip is even more obvious and hilarious when the person doing it is sipping on an empty drink.

Richard took a cope sip on his empty seltzer can when the interviewer asked him why he would purposefully sabotage Phil’s computer with a keylogger.

by ObamaPhoneProMax5G June 27, 2024

Cope seethe dilate

Top tier ragebait to utilize against troons.

"Cope seethe dilate tranny, you'll never be a real woman"

by Geekedmuskrat August 15, 2025

citizen cope

the greatest band known to man. with hits like Son's Gonna Rise, Bullet and a Target, and Sideways, CC is the most awesome guy in the world (and hes hot, too)

son's gonna rise by citizen cope:
rollin' down the highway, like a rocket, God im headed to town now, you can't stop it, got the wheel in my hand, as i stand, on the floor of the board of this car on the road, got this woman in the back seat. she's my wife, we in the middle of delivery. man, she saved me to this day i dont know why, when i was down on the road in the wind and the cold, well a son's gonna rise in a mile. in a mile you'll be feeling fine! In a mile you will see, after me, you'll be out of the dark, yeah, you'll get your shot yeah

by CitizenCopeLuvv123 January 5, 2008

Blake cope

Blake cope is a boy that can be trusted with pretty much anything. If your ever in a emergency don't text him cause you'll be dead by the time he replies. secretly has been liked by a girl for a while but he still doesn't know.

how long does it take u to reply ffs stop being a blake cope

by okden April 11, 2020