The Hard Cooler

When a man takes a couple viagra, dips his erection into an ice cold beverage, then plunges his unit into his unsuspecting lover. This results in discomfort, a frozen anus or vagina, and usually ends with the victim pulling a hammy.

We were cuddling by the fire until Milo bent me over and gave me the hard cooler. I pulled a hammy.

by 1badparatrooper July 13, 2019

Cooler Master

A company that makes different computer equipment ranging from PC cooling to keyboards and mice.

Hey dude what brand is that water cooling from?
Cooler Master Bro..

by SexyRobloxBoy4756 July 3, 2020

cooter cooler

A "cooter cooler" is a person who pours water inside the shorts of a woman athlete/fighter to cool her during an event/fight.

cooter cooler sports woman shorts water iight

by Sindi_cat May 5, 2016

cooch cooler

A mini skirt so short it barely covers her privates, thus getting some air.

Dude1: Did you see that chick in the cooch cooler?
Dude2: Yeah, another 1/4 inch and I would have seen all her business!!

by Coyote Boy February 4, 2014

cleveland cooler

When a women crushes an ice cube in her mouth then licks your butt and spits the ice chunks in the butthole.

Honey, I ate hot wings and then pooped and it burns. I could use a Cleveland Cooler.

by CCooler January 5, 2018

Boston Cooler

A beverage popular in Southeast Michigan made with sweet ginger ale and vanilla ice cream. Made popular at drive ins during the 50s, still very popular today.

Give me a Boston Cooler with my onion rings.

by swamphawk22 February 23, 2011

Beer Cooler

When a girl stuffs her mouth full of ice cubes and then you shove your cock in like a beer in a cooler.

*Note: If her face doesn't resemble a lumpy Dizzy Gillespie, it's merely a Polar Blow.

After Jennifer packed a pound of ice in her mouth she proceeded to beer cooler Trey.

by Nick and Burge November 23, 2005