conspirocracy

A state where the people in power are either there via conspiracies; operate conspiracies or both.

If the more paranoid of us are to be believed, the whole world is a conspirocracy.

by Jean Guerin November 1, 2005

Avocado Conspiracy

The conspiracy theory that the reason the Avocado has such a large seed that i cannot reproduce by itself naturally is because it was introduced to earth by an advanced alien civilization. The only way for it to continue to exist is for some spieces to evolve to the point that it could farm and care for the avocado while also slowly taking over and domesticating the host species. This is also the reason everyone freaks out when someone says "i don't like avocados" as this is a direct threat to the future overlords.

Waitress: Would you like to try todays special on avocado toast and salad?

Person 1: No thank you, I don't really like avocados.

The entire restaurant stands up and points in unison.
SCREEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

ITS THE AVOCADOS! ITS SOME SORT OF AVOCADO CONSPIRACY.

by justanotherbluepill February 8, 2019

Conspiracy theory

A generally unsubstantiated claim - generally based on what is called an argument from ignorance, linking completely unrelated things, etc - that is usually considered to be against the well-being of the demographic of the conspiracy theorist. Almost always pushed by scientifically illiterate people, religious fundamentalists, the uneducated or misinformed, and - always - the paranoid.

"The government did 9/11! Jews control all of the banks as part of the Illuminati! NWO NWO NWO CHEMTRAILS!"

"You're a moron with this conspiracy theory nonsense. The 'Illuminati,' and 'NWO,' for that matter, have been conspiracy theories for well over a century. People were just as alarmist then as you nuts are now. And we're in some totalitarian unfree state now where you.. oh, have the freedom to express these nutjob hypotheses of yours?"

by adym smew April 10, 2010

Conspiracy Theorist

Someone who hasn't yet grown out of being an attention seeking psychobabbler. A very mediocre kind of troll.

Conspiracy theorist: "Reptilians control the world's most prominent bloodlines!"

Unfortunate listener: "Zzzz..."

Conspiracy theorist: "You are blind to THEIR lies, person who won't hang on every word I blather! I pour scorn upon you!"

Unfortunate listener: "Yeah, whatever."

by The_Mad_Thinker December 17, 2008

Conspiracy Theorist

Paranoid, angry, or attention seeking wannabe college dropouts who think that by looking at shoddy footage of controversial events and mincing the words of eye witnesses they can piece together their own, delusional version of "The truth" about what REALLY happened that day.

Tin foil hats may or may not be worn.

Everybody should listen to Conspiracy Theorists, they know "The truth" because they haven't been bought out by 'The Man' like those silly scientists. What do they know, what with their PhDs? And their testing? And their research? They obviously don't know shit about what REALLY happened. Just look at this video of the event, see that plane? IT'S A MISSILE.

by CommandoDude August 5, 2010

Conspiracy Nutjob

A "conspiracy theorist" who will believe anything without a second thought, even if it is not based in reality whatsoever.

Will especially believe in any fake conspiracies if you attach some sort of "demonic" or "Satanic" correlation to the "theory", since most of these nutjobs tend to be from/of some sort of christian faith.

They are the worst kind of sheep; since they think they are not sheep, while still being sheep.

Conspiracy Nutjob #1: "OMG TEH WORLD IS RULED BY TEH DEVIL WORSHIIPIN PPLZ."

Conspiracy Nutjob #2: "I KNOW, AND THEY TOTALLY SACRIFICE PPLZ AT THIS BEHEMAN GROVE PLACE."

Conspiracy Nutjob #1: "ONOS!"

by TheRainbowSerpent June 13, 2013

Conspirical

Having to do with conspiracy.

People who find the word conspiracy annoying, are often just conspirical beings themselves.

by George VV. Bush September 1, 2008