A fee for paying a speeding ticket fine online. Convenience fees were invented by traffic courts after they implemented online fine payments. They recognized that traffic tickets were meant to be punitive and online payments of fines seemed less punitive than mailing a check or paying in person, so they are having traffic violators pay more for the convenience of paying online. Other greedy companies decided to copy traffic courts and decided to add convenience fees to their bills to customers.
Traffic violator: My fine is $105. I'll just pay online now that this option is available.
NJMCDIRECT: "$105 fine plus $3 convenience fee"
(15 years later)
Electric bill: "$62.25 plus $2.25 convenience fee"
Hertz rental car toll bill: "$4.25 tolls plus $19.98 convenience fee"
Former traffic violator: (Flashbacks to paying a speeding fine 15 years earlier) "Speeding ticket speeding ticket speeding ticket..."
NJMCDIRECT: "$105 fine plus $3 convenience fee"
(15 years later)
Electric bill: "$62.25 plus $2.25 convenience fee"
Hertz rental car toll bill: "$4.25 tolls plus $19.98 convenience fee"
Former traffic violator: (Flashbacks to paying a speeding fine 15 years earlier) "Speeding ticket speeding ticket speeding ticket..."
by Leopards14 October 2, 2023
Get the Convenience feemug. But it's not going to be.
Hym "You're already shedding support and coworkers. How many of you are going to have your lives collapse just to cover up the truth? We know the full list of names. You turn on the person who convinced OR EXTORTED YOU into silence OR child murder. Potentially mass child murder. I might not even have to stab one myself. All I may need to do is have a stroke while I'm alone in my apartment and when the people surveilling me daily (upto and including while I'm being recorded at work (and the fine people at the Majority Report have referenced this on several occasions) and in the comfort of my own home) see that I am no longer showing up to work, word gets out and the other people you are doing this to who are holding out hope than I will succeed will take up arms and avenge me. Why throw all these lives away just to pretend you beat someone who was threatening your kids? It's make believe! It's pretend. You aren't winning. THERE IS NO WINNING. There is only the targeted harassment that resembles the delusions of reference commonly associated with schizophrenia, the people to whom it's happening, and the creation of AI (For which I am directly responsible). These punits will sit there and watch me die or they will sit there and watch me stab your kids just to make a point about rape porn.
Hym "You're already shedding support and coworkers. How many of you are going to have your lives collapse just to cover up the truth? We know the full list of names. You turn on the person who convinced OR EXTORTED YOU into silence OR child murder. Potentially mass child murder. I might not even have to stab one myself. All I may need to do is have a stroke while I'm alone in my apartment and when the people surveilling me daily (upto and including while I'm being recorded at work (and the fine people at the Majority Report have referenced this on several occasions) and in the comfort of my own home) see that I am no longer showing up to work, word gets out and the other people you are doing this to who are holding out hope than I will succeed will take up arms and avenge me. Why throw all these lives away just to pretend you beat someone who was threatening your kids? It's make believe! It's pretend. You aren't winning. THERE IS NO WINNING. There is only the targeted harassment that resembles the delusions of reference commonly associated with schizophrenia, the people to whom it's happening, and the creation of AI (For which I am directly responsible). These punits will sit there and watch me die or they will sit there and watch me stab your kids just to make a point about rape porn.
A point that I refuse to accept and doesn't actually matter because I have yet to rape anyone, don't need to proven wrong, and don't care. I don't care. Stop trying to make it about rape. You are not more important than me just because your hole feels good and the fact that you are fucking does not give you authority over me. They will sit there and pretend it never happened and That would be convenient for you but if it is it will also be child-life-ending so I'm telling your right now you had better just let it go. But the parents will know exactly why their kids died and they will tell 2 friends and those friends will tell 2 friends and all of the sudden everyone will agree that you should have just paid me for creating AI for you and stopped the people who were manufacturing a mental illness from doing that.
by Hym Iam May 22, 2025
Get the That would be convenient for youmug. Nicole usually likes women, but she's a convenient sexual so she hooked up with a guy to get pregnant.
by JustKiddingFool August 18, 2018
Get the Convenient sexualmug. It refers to using hostility, anger, or resentment for personal gain, justification, or manipulation, often disguising one's true intentions or motivations. It also refers to a situation where hostility or ill feelings are maintained or expressed because it's advantageous or beneficial to do so, rather than out of genuine dislike. This kind of animosity is often strategic, used to gain some sort of advantage. It can be a person or a a group of people:
Using past conflicts to justify current behavior
Playing victim to gain sympathy
Manipulating situations for personal benefits
Using anger to control conversations
Only reaching out when needing favors, but ignoring otherwise
Criticizing others choices, but expecting support for their own
etc:)
Convenient Animosity can have a really bad impact on relationships (personal and business), making it difficult to rebuild trust and reliability in them.
Using past conflicts to justify current behavior
Playing victim to gain sympathy
Manipulating situations for personal benefits
Using anger to control conversations
Only reaching out when needing favors, but ignoring otherwise
Criticizing others choices, but expecting support for their own
etc:)
Convenient Animosity can have a really bad impact on relationships (personal and business), making it difficult to rebuild trust and reliability in them.
Certain people only like you when it's convenient to them, when the whole time, they have secret animosity towards you. Call it Convenient Animosity.
by RicoMeezy November 15, 2024
Get the Convenient Animositymug. Can apply to two related groups.
1. Parent of a child who needs to get said child into a Catholic School. This parent and or parents haven't been to mass in at least a decade, Christmas doesn't count. They definitely have no interest in their child being indoctrinated by the clergy but need a good school for their child. Most common in the Republic of Ireland as 90% of the schools are controlled by the Vatican and you aren't getting your child enrolled with a Baptismal Cert. Can also apply to parents within the feeder area for a good Catholic school anywhere on earth.
2. A child that has been baptised to have the paperwork to get into a Catholic School. Has only been in a Roman Catholic Church once and that was for the Baptism.
1. Parent of a child who needs to get said child into a Catholic School. This parent and or parents haven't been to mass in at least a decade, Christmas doesn't count. They definitely have no interest in their child being indoctrinated by the clergy but need a good school for their child. Most common in the Republic of Ireland as 90% of the schools are controlled by the Vatican and you aren't getting your child enrolled with a Baptismal Cert. Can also apply to parents within the feeder area for a good Catholic school anywhere on earth.
2. A child that has been baptised to have the paperwork to get into a Catholic School. Has only been in a Roman Catholic Church once and that was for the Baptism.
Brian: "There goes Maeve Brannigan, she was only baptised last week, first time I've ever seen her in a church. 4 years old is late for baptism!
Anne:" Her parents couldn't get into St. Patrick of the Immaculate Conception without the Baptismal Cert. They've joined the 'Catholic for Convenience' Club, we'll see them in mass next at Maeve's First Communion. Can't say I blame them! It was an administrative decision!
Anne:" Her parents couldn't get into St. Patrick of the Immaculate Conception without the Baptismal Cert. They've joined the 'Catholic for Convenience' Club, we'll see them in mass next at Maeve's First Communion. Can't say I blame them! It was an administrative decision!
by Catholic For Convenience Dad December 18, 2021
Get the Catholic for Conveniencemug.