Condoms

Dick shields

Hey, i bought some condoms at the store last night.

by Random dude on the internet July 3, 2018

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condom

Something used to prevent creating little monsters like you.

Wife: "Babe, don't forget a condom. I don't want a little monster"
Husband: "Okay"

by BusBusBusBusBus October 18, 2018

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condom

penis hat

used to prevent ya splat from entering da pussy

by joe mama April 21, 2004

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Condomize

To add condimients in the perfect ammount to ones food for them

"My fiance is epic, she not only made me a plate, but she condomized everything perfectly!"

by Maxinemurder February 4, 2013

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1.(noun) A sheath placed over the penis during intercourse to prevent the flow of semen. Used for prevention of STD's including, but not limited to, herpes, syphillis, and babies.
2.(noun) An insult. Used to describe a person whom one would rather not have around, but in some cases is good to have around anyway. See example below.

1. I practiced safe sex and used a condom.
2. A: John is coming over too
B: Oh, man. John is such a condom.
A: Huh?
B: Well, we don't really want him around, he puts a damper on the fun...but he's practical.
A: Huh?
B: He's a tool/douche, but he's also giving us a ride.
A: Oh, sweet word!

by 12345666 September 19, 2004

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