1. Rubbish; abbrev. of codswallop.
2. Artificial.
3. A white fish, thought by some to be an endangered species.
2. Artificial.
3. A white fish, thought by some to be an endangered species.
1. That's a load of cod if you ask me.
2. He was wearing lipstick, a blonde wig and a cod pair of breasts.
3. A large cod and chips, please (UK).
2. He was wearing lipstick, a blonde wig and a cod pair of breasts.
3. A large cod and chips, please (UK).
by starflier December 8, 2003
when you take a live fish(preferabley a cod) and stick it into ONE of the three holes a woman has. they include the vag, the anus, and the clevadge.
by The Freshest of the Fresh April 22, 2009
The act of masturbating in your pants, and leaving the ejaculate in there to fester and smell of fish.
Drunken twat: Are you married?
Steve: Yes.
DT: Is your missus away codding some random bloke? She must enjoy the smell.
Steve: Yes.
DT: Is your missus away codding some random bloke? She must enjoy the smell.
by Prometheus2000 March 17, 2008
by Hypetrack April 20, 2008
call of duty; a dull, time-consuming video game that leads boys (note: not men) to fall into pathetic life cycles of filth and apathy
by wise one 123 April 18, 2008
by coop09 May 19, 2008
A FEMALE human whose bodily physique resembles that of Rush Limbaugh, Rosie O'Donnell, or a (Harley-Davidson) biker's wife. Pseudo-females such as these are characteristically known for having a double chin. The behavioral basis of these over-fed bovines lies in their aspiration to seduce, mate with, and otherwise deceive a male human with proximate cash reserves, into committing to a state-sanctioned relationship in order to acquire their victim's material possessions. Cods are taxonomically classified according to their excessive surplus of glut, and their ability to deceive their victims by cooking them scrumptious meals.
1. Oh my Fuck! Can you believe the wattle on that Cod's throat?!
2. Holy shit that rich douche is totally dating a Cod! She must be a good cook.
3. I bet he make-believes squeezing her wattle is like actually squeezing titties!
2. Holy shit that rich douche is totally dating a Cod! She must be a good cook.
3. I bet he make-believes squeezing her wattle is like actually squeezing titties!
by Rat-Keeper September 9, 2012