The Cod

when you take a live fish(preferabley a cod) and stick it into ONE of the three holes a woman has. they include the vag, the anus, and the clevadge.

its like a dildo but spins with The Cod inside one of her holes.

by The Freshest of the Fresh April 22, 2009

codding

The act of masturbating in your pants, and leaving the ejaculate in there to fester and smell of fish.

Drunken twat: Are you married?
Steve: Yes.
DT: Is your missus away codding some random bloke? She must enjoy the smell.

by Prometheus2000 March 17, 2008

codding

the verb for playing call of duty 4 online

Maureen: Hey Wanna play some football?
Wayne: Nah i am codding till 7 then going to bed

by Hypetrack April 20, 2008

cod

call of duty; a dull, time-consuming video game that leads boys (note: not men) to fall into pathetic life cycles of filth and apathy

cod has destroyed 6633 university drive

by wise one 123 April 18, 2008

cod

"Crack of doom" or "crack of death"
When someone's ass crack is visible
Plumber's crack

Ah sick! Look, that chick has a major cod!
Pull up your pants, your cod is showing

by coop09 May 19, 2008

Cod

A FEMALE human whose bodily physique resembles that of Rush Limbaugh, Rosie O'Donnell, or a (Harley-Davidson) biker's wife. Pseudo-females such as these are characteristically known for having a double chin. The behavioral basis of these over-fed bovines lies in their aspiration to seduce, mate with, and otherwise deceive a male human with proximate cash reserves, into committing to a state-sanctioned relationship in order to acquire their victim's material possessions. Cods are taxonomically classified according to their excessive surplus of glut, and their ability to deceive their victims by cooking them scrumptious meals.

1. Oh my Fuck! Can you believe the wattle on that Cod's throat?!

2. Holy shit that rich douche is totally dating a Cod! She must be a good cook.

3. I bet he make-believes squeezing her wattle is like actually squeezing titties!

by Rat-Keeper September 09, 2012

CoD

CoD stands for Cootie On Demand....which refers to having someone you can call on or text for adult activities, with an extremely high percentage that a successful meeting will occur.

Also DoD for the ladies.

"By lacking an active sex life right now, I wish I had some CoD right about now."

by Infynynt1 March 25, 2009