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Scandinavian Clincher

Scandinavian Clincher

When one person takes his or her "pointer" finger and "middle" finger, reaches underneath a male's legs (generally from behind) and attempts to pull his scrotum down while trying to insert his or her thumb deep into the male's anus.

A person with great skill who can wiggle or move their hand in a "wave" motion while fully engaged in the maneuver is considered to be able to fulfill the requirements of the "Original Scandinavian Clincher. As of recently, the wiggle or "wave" motion has been abandoned due to the extreme difficulty of successfully being able to complete the maneuver.

If done correctly, the "Scandinavian Clincher" can be a demoralizing and effective maneuver to cause pain/discomfort and or embarrassment.
Patient "A": "Dr., the strangest thing happened to me the other day?

Dr.: "Ok, tell me what happened."

Patient "A": "A person came up from behind me and pulled down on my sack with what I think was his index and middle finger. And at the same time placed his thumb far into my butt. It made me feel uncomfortable. It also caused me minor/medium pain. . ."

Dr.: "Hmmmm, this is interesting. I had a patient not too long ago complain of a similar instance. What happened to you is insulting. I understand that. The technical term of what had happened to you is a "Scandinavian Clincher."
by Leto Shepppard February 21, 2010
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cLutch EH

Gaming alias of Marvin Sanchez, a professional gamer from Oakville, Ontario, Canada competing in Major League Gaming. He is most known for his days during Call of Duty 4 (Xbox360), in which he was discussed amongst the best in North America, and was considered one of the best Canadian players. He was formerly endorsed by Red Bull.

After COD4, he continued to play MW2 and later moved to Black Ops, but never found the same success he once had with COD4. He announced his retirement via Twitter in Spring of 2011, but had stated a possible return for MW3.

He is previously known for being a professional Counter-Strike 1.6 and Source player, as well as a former employee of CEVO where he was the Head of Division for CS:S Main.

Official Twitter: @marvinsanchez
I got matched up against cLutch EH while playing Black Ops. We had to dashboard because we were getting beat so badly!
by DANimal666 November 1, 2011
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drop the clutch

A racing technique used for launching manual-transmission cars, consisting of pushing in the clutch pedal, putting the car in gear, revving with the gas pedal to your desired launch point, and then instantly releasing the clutch pedal. This causes the full power of the car to instantly go to the wheels, often overpowering traction and causing the wheels to spin (burnout!)

In racing, this is how you launch the car at the beginning of the race . It causes a lot of wear-and-tear on the transmission, though.
600 hp Supra owner: "Lookadat fool. He wants to race."
Dude riding shotgun: "Come on mang, drop the clutch and whoop his ass!"
by heeltoeclutch July 31, 2009
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Clutch

On manual transmissions, the clutch is a mechanical device--operated by the clutch pedal--that engages and disengages the engine from the transmission so that you can change gears, idle without moving, etc. It generally consists of a clutch disc, a pressure plate, and a flywheel.
Dennis pushed in the clutch pedal as he shifted from third to fourth gear.
by DejaVuMan January 2, 2018
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Camel Clutch

The pro-wrestling move used by the Iron Sheik in 70s and 80s. The opponent would be laying on their stomach on the ground, and the Iron Sheik would sit on their back, clutch the opponents chin with both hands locked together, and pull back in hopes of submission. The Iron Sheik famously defeated champion Bob Backlund with this move and Hulk Hogan was the first to break the hold and went on to win the title from the Iron Shiek.
"Yo, if you see Hogan break the camel clutch and ram the Sheik against the turnbuckle?"
by Steve1234 November 27, 2006
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clatchet

Elegant women who dance to strip club music are "clatchet."
by LOLingALLDAY December 16, 2012
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clatchet

(adj.) someone who is ratchet and classy at the same time.
ex: Allison was so clatchet at Joel's wedding, she was dancing with a bottle of beer.
by MasterCdiddy August 16, 2014
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