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Clint Eastwood

The successor to the throne of John Wayne. This ese here can kill your arse 11 times before you hit the ground, all the while playing texas hold'em.
Clint Eastwood is the undisputed king of western movies, right after John Wayne.
by Not Zane September 10, 2004
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Clint Eastwood

A: Wow! Chuck Norris is great!

B: (to crowd) Don't mind him, he never watched Clint Eastwood movie.

C: They say that he has 11 tigers power.
by El Habibi June 20, 2013
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Clint Eastwood

An angram of "Old west Action"


Excellent actor. See Dirty Harry
by Kung-Fu Jesus May 3, 2004
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Clint Eastwoody

An erection inspired by the sheer manly awesomeness that is Clint Eastwood.
"Did you see Gran Torino? Man, that movie gives me a huge Clint Eastwoody."
by DJ_Smexy February 11, 2009
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Clint Eastwood

When that 6,4'' tall glass of water slowly walks up to you and puts a .44 magnum to your head. A man known Only as the Eastwood... you you better have paid your last dues. Because a badass such as this doesn't piss around. YOU WILL DIE!

Clint Eastwood- the second founding father of America. Perferably not to be dicked with by the common street thug, or anyone for that matter. Known to make mens eyeballs throw up at the mere sight of his testosterone filled manliness.
"Man has got to know his limitations."
"Smith, Wesson, and me."
"You've got to ask yourself one question: 'Do I feel lucky?' Well do you, Punk!"
"There are two kinds of men in this world... those that carry guns, and those that dig."
"I used to stack fucks like you five foot high and use em' as sand bags."

Death once had a near-Clint Eastwood experience.

It dosen't Matter if he fired six shots, or only five, he is Clint Eastwood.

Many a time can a man only choke out "It's clint Eas-" before they die!

Clint Eastwood can't grow pubic hair, because hair dosen't grow on steel.

Lifes a bitch, and than you DIE!
by V8 Vinny June 30, 2011
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Clint Beastwood

The new name of someone who accomplishes a beastly feat that cannot be defined by any known manner of superlative.
How did he get accepted by Newcastle University with such ease? This must be the work of CLINT BEASTWOOD!
by NippleyMcNippleston February 21, 2011
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Clint Eastwood Paper

Clint Eastwood paper.
Rough n' tough.
Don't take no shit off nobody.
by theknightlyone July 31, 2009
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